You know how it goes just add your funniest line!!!
Yo Mama so Fat she wears sand castles for sandles.
Yo Mama so stank she use Tide for deodorant.
Yo Mama so Fat she eats out the Super Bowl for breakfast.
Yo Mama so Big she danced to time for the perculator and the seasons changed.
Yo Mama so skinny she use cherios for hoola hoops.
Yo Mama so old she tucked Jesus in at night after she read him the ten commandments.
Yo Mama so old she dated Kernel Sanders {kfc}
Yo Mama so old she used pyramids as checkers
Yo mama so fat she use lunchables as snacks
Yo mama so stank Rick James was like Not That Bi$%%%%%%
Yo Mama so dumb she make George Bush seem intelligent
Yo moma so dumb she thought Anthrax was a ride
Yo mama so Dumb she thought OJ didn't do it
Yo mama so dumb she thought Puffy was a cereal
Yo mama so dumb she thought Social Security protected the president!!
um. . .it's been a while but
Yo momma so old she took drivers ed on a dinosaur.
Yo momma so old, when God said let there be light, she threw the switch.
Yo momma so old, her Social Security Number is 0.
Yo momma so old she **** dust.
Yo momma so old her **** leak powdered milk.
Yo momma so old she got a yearbook picture next to Jesus.
Yo daddy so black, when he gets out the car, the **** light comes on.
Yo momma so big, she irons on the driveway.
Yo momma so small she can hangglide on a dorito.
Yo momma so stupid; she asked what the 25th letter of the alphabet was. I said, "Y" and she said, because I want to know.
Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, so she could make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out Ws.
Yo momma is so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.
Yo momma got one leg and they call her hop-along.
Yo Mama so Fat she eats out the Super Bowl for breakfast.
Yo Mama so old she tucked Jesus in at night after she read him the ten commandments.
Yo Mama so old she used pyramids as checkers
Yo moma so dumb she thought Anthrax was a ride
yo mama so stupid a farmer asked to borrow her hoe and she looked at you and said I GOT THE BIGGEST HOE YOU EVER SEEN
lmmfao.......that was sooo corny
yo....THIS HAD MY CRYIN...that was the funnies thing i ever heard...ever
yo mamma so fat she got a smaller, less fat woman orbiting around her
yo mamma so greasy she glide when she walk
yo mamma so greasy she spit crisco
yo mamma so old her teeth got wrinkles
yo mamma so stupid, she goes to the prada store..and buys like...gucci and stuff
