ok I know whit did the link for subservient chicken from burger king, but now there is subservient president....just go to the link and type commands http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/
*hint*--the president as we all know is very mentally challenged so you have to take special care with your commands, so go to this link if you find yourself frustrated with the president doing nothing to find out the things he will actuall do http://www.milkandcookies.com/article/2535
also for first command type in "do a magic trick"