FU Saturday

I haven't done an FU Friday in a looong time and I felt the need to do one today (Saturday) FU Phone for falling out of my pocket now it's GONE FU CAR for getting a hole in the radiator and breaking down in the middle of the road... this all happened TODAY today was supposed to be great (I had an interview at Walgreens)...I THINK I got the job but I'm not sure (I did the cashier test and passed it)...I have to call him back Thursday...so somewhere between walgreens and my car, my phone FELL out of my pocket and I went back and NEVER found it...so I got the service cut off and I have to buy a new one...but that's not it...not only did I lose my phone but my CAR BROKE DOWN 15 minutes later and I was like 30 minutes away from home so I had to go in a music store to use a phone...Imagine being in the middle of the road trying to fix your car in dress clothes in eighty degree weather...so now I have to get a new radiator and won't get my car back till like Tuesday... :x :x :x ...wait wait..THAT'S NOT IT!!...I STILL haven't gotten a chance to get a Mother's Day gift for my mom and I probably won't get it until tomorrow or Monday...God is just testing me though...it's gonna be alright...the Devil is a sunuvabatch ain't he?