Damn.
I got a book last year from my then g.f.....
It wasn't a book with a story, or a meaning to it. It was a book of jokes. They weren't even funny, either. "A guy walks into a bar" type jokes....
That cheap, selfish heffa.....and to think, i spent almost $200 on her b-day. Took her out to eat at this upscale restaurant on the white folks side of town, bought her some EXPENSIVE **** RED ROSES, a bunch of candles....
I coulda bought some damn strippers for my b-day party for $200!!!
i'm sorry Megan but :lol: i'm mad at your daddy for that. I can't think of any except for this cheap **** fake a ss barbie...dayum head popped off soon as I got her :???: dayum dolla store hoe.
16th Birthday: My aunt gave me an New Orleans Saints T-Shirt (I HATE the Saints).
Christmas '95: Same auntie gives me this **** ****NAVY BLUE and DOOKIE BROWN Cliff Huxtable sweater that still sits in my closet rotting to nothing.
BTW, what's with all the nekkitness?
for my 18th birthday, my mom got me a pair of size 6 five inch heeled pumps. with the clearance tags still on teh box.
i wear a size 9 shoe.
heh... and i couldnt have a sweet sixteen party on my birthday, becuz it was smack dab in the middle of the "president's day blizzard". 3 feet of snow, and no party until march (my b-day was 2/18 ).
