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20 Ways to Tell If a Female Might Be a Bird (Chickenhead) Posted on 10-15-2005
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1. If she is in her 20's, her mother is in her 30's, and her grandmother is in her 40's. 2. If she enrolled in school strictly for the student loan money. 3. if she is over the age of 30 and still wearing "baby hair" 4. If she lives in the projects, but has a big-screen tv. 5. if she thinks she looks like Halle Berry just because she's light skinned. 6. If she thinks she looks like Naomi Campbell just because she's dark skinned. 7. If she thinks she looks like J.Lo just because she's Hispanic. 8. If she has had 4 or more home numbers, cell numbers, or pager numbers disconnected in a 3 month time span. 9. If she weighs 93 pounds and still has a beer gut. 10. Any black girl with blonde hair. 11. Any white or asian girl with braids. 12. If she claims she doesn't have a job because she doesn't have transportation or a babysitter, but she always seems to find a babysitter and transporation to get to the club every week. 13. If she drinks Sunny Delight. 14. If she has "combination hairstyles" (braids/fingerwave, or Press-n-Curl/feathered, etc) 15. If she's at the club crip walking in high heels. 16. If she doesn't work out at the gym because she doesn't want to sweat out her weave. 17. If she knows how to play spades. 18. If she thinks people who make more than $10 an hour are "bougie" 19. If she has to run errands for the day and they all take place at the swap meet. 20. If she puts hot sauce on potato chips. :razz:
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ClassyWisdom08 replied on 10-16-2005 12:28AM [Reply]
I drink sunny delight I put hot sauce on my chips and popcorn I play spaces I did have blond hair at one point This makes me a chickenhead? I'm sorry but i don't know anyone (esp. black) that is not guilty of at least one of those listed.
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replied on 10-16-2005 12:32AM [Reply]
MissJazzyAKA wrote:
I drink sunny delight I put hot sauce on my chips and popcorn I play spaces I did have blond hair at one point This makes me a chickenhead? I'm sorry but i don't know anyone (esp. black) that is not guilty of at least one of those listed.
well i guess you a bird then ;-) ... this post was for entertainment purposes only...so go drink some alize and lighten up... i see u still aint change sweetheart, lighten up
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ClassyWisdom08 replied on 10-16-2005 01:00AM [Reply]
Don't assume that i took it to heart. I know the point this thread but this list is not "ghetto" enough.
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replied on 10-16-2005 01:02AM [Reply]
MissJazzyAKA wrote:
Don't assume that i took it to heart. I know the point this thread but this list is not "ghetto" enough.
If you didn't take it to the heart then why are you acting like you did?
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Change from boston, MA replied on 10-16-2005 02:01AM [Reply]
hot suace on chips that is GHETTO puttin batteries in the freezer that's GHETTO :lol:
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'manda replied on 10-16-2005 02:02AM [Reply]
QUAlity wrote:
MissJazzyAKA wrote:
I drink sunny delight I put hot sauce on my chips and popcorn I play spaces I did have blond hair at one point This makes me a chickenhead? I'm sorry but i don't know anyone (esp. black) that is not guilty of at least one of those listed.
well i guess you a bird then ;-) ... this post was for entertainment purposes only...so go drink some alize and lighten up... i see u still aint change sweetheart, lighten up
mmm... alize... good stuff. ::realizes:: oh wats goin on now? nevermind...
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Change from boston, MA replied on 10-16-2005 02:12AM [Reply]
^ yo you see what i said to you in the ladies room?
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'manda replied on 10-16-2005 02:15AM [Reply]
broke wendy williams... thanks... i was thinkin more like "confused filipino ****".. but broke wendy williams... i see
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Change from boston, MA replied on 10-16-2005 02:27AM [Reply]
:lol:
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