A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: STOPPING BY CHARLESTON ON A RAINDEER!
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Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride on December 04, 2008 A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS December 05, 2008 ISSUE 13 EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!. Friday Weekly News Page Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL A SOUTHERN FACT: Little Southern News begin: 9.13.2008 and has an average of 800 plus readers and counting!! Be sho' to read it ever'ee Fridays ARE Y'ALL READY TO GO TO CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA? THEN COME ON! >>>>>>>> To read THE LATEST ISSUE start by clicking on the web-site below! Remember to scroll down once you enter the site to read the news....Get started on this exciting adventure into information, places, laughter and humor! You'll love the fun! www.Godsbloodybride.com/a_little_southern_news Have a fun read with "A Little Southern News" By the way is anybody reading this ever been to Charleston, SC? I welcome yo' comments! December 05, 2008 read as follows: Hey Y’all! It’s me “You Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL. I hope you’ve kept well while you enjoyed yo’ Thanksgivin Holiday. I know you didn’t eat too much turkey and dressings! Mmmm…huh! Get prepared to go a new adventure, and this thime we are goin to be stuffin ourselves on a sleigh ride of some raindeers. This ride will be whippen you into shape and you’ll see why. You’ll need to brang yo’ over nite bag and some exercise clothes, we’ll be spending the whole weekend in Charleston, SC. Well what you waitin on? Hurree up! Stuff that bag wit something to wear, and throw it on the back of the the sleigh ride. Raindeer flights don’t wait for nobody! Bring yo’ umbrella just in case of rains…. ON SHOWERS…. We’ve landed here already in the polite town of Charleston. Let’s check in our rooms and get a nap! Okay, WAKE UP! “That’s right nights go by fast in “A Little Southern News” I’m told that a sleeping position like this one indicates this Lil gul might have worms…. Now let’s get started wit our day’s “cry-teer-ria!” “OWW! I’m thru cryin tears…This old gray mare anin’t what it used to be. THE 18 ANNUAL REINDEER RACE--CHARLESTSON SC Dec. 6, 2008--At the South Brewery They’re off! Not the raindeers, the people running in the race. My informint tells me this race has grown from 200 to 2,600 participans over these 18 years. How come there are so many raindeers running? It’s good, clean, charitable fun! And for that cause they breed like rabbits, they just keep showing up to run year after year! This annual event begins and ends at The South Brewery and in some part of Charleston Town. It’s sounds like a circled course for runners. “Are you getting dizzy honey?” I didn’t know you suffered from “veri-ti-go.” The event is hosted by the Half Mooners Ousiters. Ooops.. I mean Outfitters. I don’t mean to sound too ignorant, but I though mooning is usually done in the “out-house on paper….I guess?” Anyhow, join in and run the race! This charitable race helps in aiding The Children Hospital of Charleston. That just brangs rain drops of sunshine to my eyes. Those little bitty varmits will be receiving help with their medical and hospital bills, and these donations also helps them celebrate a Merry Christmas too! Visit this web addres: www.charitablesocietyofcharleston.org OUCH! Who poked me? Why it’s my fine friend Walt. Them an’tlers look good on you. I had to take a double take. “A ummh…just clearing my throat.” Line up now..all my friends. I’m takng ya’ll to our next destination. We’re goin to get “some-teet” and after that, it’s all shopping at the Riviera! That lady is our tour guide for the event. Does she remind you of somebody? Just asking. SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS! RIVIERA CHARLESTON PLACE-CHARLESTON, SC Dec. 06, 2008 10am-12pm Come on and enjoy some of the finest dining that Charleston offers. You’ll be eatin right here in this fancy “doo-da” dining room of The Riviera Charleston Place… With all the E’lete southern foods and services…you’ll think you is at the French Riviera! “Polly vous Fransay” Didn’t know I knew French…hmmm? You’ll be servied brunch and there will be mixed drinks for those who like a little spicy tasting morning flavor! “This here is a picture of those people who drank too much eating they brunch” Uggh! Why me being a Southern Belle, I’ll pass on the alcohol, but I’ll take a strong cola! Ahh! This Southern Belle has gots to stay sober!. To attend this special outing you’ll be needing yo’ ticket and it’s a bit costly $45 a person. After the dining you’ll be socialize with Charleston Magazines’ fashion style editor and fashion jeans designer, Ayoka Lucas! “I’ve neber met Ayoka, but wit a name like that, I’m show it has to be good as Smukers jelly” Ayoka will be tote’ting the jeans, so get yo’ own pair! Rhinestones, bell bottoms, and patches …“Wooo! You ‘bout to bust the stiches!” Oz, girlfriend I knew that you were a brick hous, do you like rhinestones” Anyway, you shoeshine like you do! “Hay! Give me that, I saw it first!”…….“This here is me and Oz when we anin’t friends!” I don’t got no mo’ information on this event..you can contact the Riviera…You shouldn’t “neber” forge this is “A Little Southern News” …This phone number might give you some mo infamation to shopping wit yo’ friends…1.843.747.CARE “Stop draggin yo’ feet! We got the best for the last! I tol you not to wear them shoes! THE 6th ANNUAL BOAT PARADE-CHARLESTON HARBOR RESORT WITH THE OYSTER ROAST CHARLESTON, SC Dec 06, 2008 Is you ready to end the evening with some fun? Let’s go see the boat parade. This is Charlest sixth year of this “fabulous” parade of boats. Stand out on the harbor and watch those boats go by. The lights are down right bew-ti-ful! Straight from Charles Harbor you’ll be wooing..and awwing at the view! And if you need a lil snack----while you down there, get some burgers and some roasted oysters…Yum! “ But, I’ll have pass over them oysters…I just don’t like eatin them little critters. To me they requires and “A’quiet” taste. So whens they is offered to me ..“I’m a quiet” If you know what I mean… I’ll take that pearl though! OKAY, ever’body it time to get back on the raindeer express! We goin back to Memphis! Pull out yo’ umbrellas, “It looks like rain deers!’ This here raindeer is Storm Doppler! The Memphis Raindeers Bride Express “Tonight put on yo’ dresses and nice pants and thangs…There’s a nice stage play waiting…written by our local Mrs. Ruby O’Gray” “MEMPHIANS LOVE THEATRE!” THEATRE WORKS-MEMPHIS, TN Presents FITTIN INN Dec. 4-7, 2008 I love stage plays. This is written by a local playwright, Mrs. Ruby O’Gray…and here plays are booming like drums. Such magnificence stories of African American drams. “Fittin Inn” is a magical comedy. It’s a must see if you live locally in Memphis. The show times are Friday and Saturday at 8p.m., & Sunday at 2:30p.m. Drive on down and over to the Theatre Works and see it. Admission is $20..worth every bit! Did I say bit…. Well I think it’s time for me to end this bit of “A Little Southern News.” Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you’ve been a wonderful reading audience! I’ll be back in ‘bout a week…till then you be sweet.” I’m still yo’ Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL saying no offense to anybody. If you found some typo’s in the edition, it’s meant to be like that! Rudolph did not appear, he’s busy shining his nose for that foggy Christmas eve.” TIP: Don’t drink and drive this holiday season, or any day you drink, be sure you desinate a driver. Be safe during the holidays and that’s a tip for both Ladies and Gents! Look at that… “A cute little raindeer” What’s better than save the gift of life! IAMMIISRAEL A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS ISSUE 13 Copyrighted2008 by WINNIESPOETRY If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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