A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: ZING! ZANG! ZOOM! BOOM! ...AND SCREAM!
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Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride on January 09, 2009 A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS January 09, 2009 ISSUE 16 EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!. Friday Weekly News Page Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL A SOUTHERN FACT: Little Southern News began: 9.13.2008 and has an average of 800 plus readers and counting!! Be sho' to read it ever'ee Fridays ! IN THIS ISSUE: It's a Zing! Zang! Zoom!.....Adventure in Fun! Click on the web site to : READ A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS!* >>>>>>>> To read the LATEST ISSUE start by clicking on the web-site below! Remember to scroll down once you enter the site to read the news....Get started on this exciting adventure into information, places, laughter and humor! You'll love the fun! * www.Godsbloodybride.com/a_little_southern_news ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yo' Comments are welcomed...but be nice ya hear? JANUARY 9, 2009 Read as follows.... A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS Issue No. 16 JANUARY 09, 2009 HEADLINES: ZING, ZANG, ZOOM, BOOM AND SCREAM! FOR EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE!, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!. Friday Weekly Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL How You? I’m Wishing you the best of a New Year! Who am I? Why I’m Yo Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL…I know it’s been last year since I’ve written this A Little Southern News, but still you should remembor me. Well, yo memory fades faster than a plum leap year!… You’ve been a little restless and ready to gets a going. I’m ready to take off too where the birds fly for the wintar….They fly South of course, and this is where we’re headed to find some tar- rif- fic, and enter -res-ting fun events goins on. Brang you some fun time wear, like your shorts pants and T shurts and thangs like that, don’t foget yo’ de-order der-runt !! It just might get a tad bit hot where we’s going…..Come on ya’ll …. Florida! Hear we come! Welcome on the Eagle Winds flight… Flights on Eagle Winds are quick! Look a here, the eagle has landed in some...CLEARWATER! (Note: *coincidentally, the plane that landed in the Hudson River, landed in clear water on 1.15.2009 ; where the pilot stated, birdsin flight was the general cause of the accident.) Dashing down! It’s curtains UP! ZING! PETRUSHKA WITH PUPPETS--CLEARWATER, FLORIDA January 11, 2009 Ruth Eckerd Hall (901) 727-897-3337 Hold on to your puppet strings, with The Sanderling puppets. What? You’ll be totally taken by these life like and large sized puppets. These puppet giants will be performing in such gay apparel. You’ll be the guest to a play unlike any plays on any stages around! What better you can bring you whole family….including yo’ mother-in-law why, of course, she wants to see them puppets! This is an one day event so make plans ahead to attend if you are around Clearwater town… Puppet acts like this one are becoming rare, and also it’s one of the fading performing arts of in our time. Hey! when was the last time you experienced a puppet play? What?..All, I know that anin't no real Sanderling puppet. “Why Yo Southern Belle love plays, even when they are on strangs! That seem like a nice show…but we gotta go… Saddle up the bird… let’s fly!…into the air so fair! I CAN SEE THE SIGN POST UP AHEAD! The Next stop… “The Twilight Zone”…. ..…I’m shucking-- I just like saying that! Heading Southwest, I’m looking at some palms… You might think I’m talkin’ bout palm reading… Y’ALL I’m not talking ‘bout reading palms. But put yo’ hands together ..cause eagles is landing at a fair Palm Beach ! ZANG! SOUTH FLORIDA FAIR--WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA January 16-February 02, 2009 (561) 793.0333 This is a big-time Florida A’ Fair! Where South Florida meets the West. At least for West Palm Beachers…They’ll be enjoying all the great rides, the great shows, and some big acts on them thar stages. Do yo know what West Palm Beachers chi’llen are called?…. “Beach’chillin“… They’ll be eating them cone dogs and cotton candy, and cryin “ Ooooh…Boo Who… cause they belly will be aching be'fo they gets back home….Give’um som' turpentine wit a lit sugar. I thank a few kisses will help too! Have a Zang! time, you’ll definitely need some money, the fair isn’t free ya know! The fun is free as you make it! My belly’s boiling now just thinking ’bout that fair’s food. We’s Just as free as a bird! Let’s stir it up some fancy flyin ya’ll "In the picture above is Nessa, Mo, Oz, and Rickey" Spinning circles go round.and round… we’ll jump on down! What‘s dis' over here!…While we’s still here in the West Palms…let’s go to the… KALEIDSCOPE CELEBRATION--WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA January 25, 2009 One Day Event You’re sure to enjoy this multicultural celebration! It’s sponsored by The Palm Beach Cultural Association. This great spree is a collaborative partnership with Florida school districts and other culture societies in Florida. It’s a fancy love circle! Many cultures from around the world come to this advantageous multi-racial gathering. Why no wonder it’s the eagles land.. Everybody there gets to discover different backgrounds and share information about they races, creeds and all that good stuff of them self of human beings…why even the Southerners get to tell of their long Southern heritage too! It’s where every body will make a “collide to scope“! If you know what I mean “You don’t. …That’s okay! …Ola Marta! come on over and speak a lil of the lengua girl!… Oye! Arrriba! Aqui, todas esta un color! …I don’t think Elvis is coming. Don’t’ know if it this event costs anything or not; but try contacting the Palm Beach Cultural Association. If you plan on goin to dis. People in Palm Beach will be ready to read all about it! My little poetess friend, Chelsea said in her poem LIVE LIFE LOUD! If you Live around that way… "Why..It's Elvis! " "Clyde ..on in and scope it out Baby!" ZOOM! ZOOM A ZOOM…. Look Ya’ll I see .. These birdies of a feather, flock together… Why these folks is wearing some Knight’s and maidens costumes.. HOGGETOWNE MEDIEVAL FAIRE-GAINEVILLE, FLORIDA January 24.2009 One Day Event 352-939-8536 Feeling a little funny are we? No it just that dress. If you ever wanted to be a Rapunzel maiden and have your knight in shining armor pants come to yo’ res’cew then you got’s to be here. "Me and one of yo' chaps josting!" It’s all Hoggetowne Medieval Faire. This event is straight from de middle-ages. There will be Knights, Queens, Kings, Squires, and Knights, I said Knights didn‘t I, okay Maids then..…Look- a -har' Ye' ALL is making this a festive faire! An ’en this is a one day event some folk in Gainesville is tripping you up for a royal time! They’ll be jesters is coming to court, horses you can ride, and if you’ve got the never,.. I mean nerve-- you can jost with yo chaps! “I feel them Golden Years….wah!…wah!…wah!…. Don’t let me hear you say… Southern life anin’t taking you… nowhere!….” Angel!…. Ah..“That was my Davie Bowie imitation” How many places you know will take you to Hoggetowne? … There… there…now, Join in! Call that number and find out mo “inflamation” " "Hay Doc!.. Have you got any "Icee Hot" in your bag? "That chap of yearns punched me in the buttocks pretty good!…."Ooouch! “Wait a minute Winds!…Let me put this here pillar on you fo’s we go again....” I’m sangin… “Tampa….Tampa…Tampa…” “Tampa to my hart…” “I’ve been eatin beans all day” Bleeve…. “I got Ta’ 40…is my number..” Did ya’ll ever member sangin that song? I bet some of ya’lls do. Dodge that!… BOOM! GASPARILLA EXTRAVAGANZA--TAMPA, FLORIDA January 24.2009 From 12p.m.-730p.m. 813.251.3378 This is a "Stone Gas!" What is a Gasparilla? It’s a bird, it’s a plane…no it an 60’s term for a good time trip! This special event will feature a pretty little children’s parade. And..Along with the parade of the kiddies you can be getting ready fo a total Air Invasion show! Hot Pants! Oww! This event features a Piratethic Extravaganza! What’s that’s all ‘bout? Hey, Jenny girl, you write me and tell me what that is okay? I’m not looking for no “pirates techniques” anywhere.! So when you is in Tampa, be sho to brang yo’ fans! We found that GASparillas is highly celebrated in Tampa town! "This cow has a severe case of Piratethic GASparilla! POW! Phew..TWEETy! Open the birdie windows! Dig dis, Mozell!… we’s landing in yo' town… Brother Mo… The circus is coming ta’ Orlando!.. Bring yo’ Flights of Fancy book ….. AND SCREAM! RINGLING BROTHERS AND BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS-ORLANDO, FLORIDA "IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!" January 15-19, 2009 Zing! Zang! Zoom! Boom! And Scream! Cause..the four ton elephant will make you do it all! You’ll see him disappear right befo' your very eyes!… Come on down to Orlando, that’s Mozell’s town and see that giant elephant vanish. There’s still more to see definitely! Zing!..see famous acts, including a gravity inducing nemesis transforming himself into a live Tiger! Roar!.. Zang! I’m screaming! Awww! That’s a sho nough holler! It’s The Greatest Show on Earth! I haven’t been to the circus in a while. This might be a full load of fun to see. That's... Zoom! Check it out if you are visiting Orlando this January. Boom! Don’t disappear yet! "Hay Elephant..."Where's you goin? "You anin't s'pose to come out yet!" Ladies and GentA -FOLK… I 'm gonna SCREAM! … RAIN: TRIBUTE TO THE BEATLES--ORLANDO, FLORIDA January 20-21, 2009 "This not the real group RAIN They is substitutes!" And Scream! Yow! …Why....they look like them, move like them, and even sound like them. But it’s RAIN..a tribute to the Beatles. If you’re a Beatles fan you can enjoy the 1960’s experience with this fine quartet of musicians and singers. There will be two shows and you can do both--- but you gotta pay if you stay! To find out more bout tickets, go to the web site listed http://www.orlandovenues.net I feel like sangin again!… …“Oh hush up!” I'm Injoying myself!.... “It’s been a hard day’s night and I been working like a dog! It’s been a hard day’s night, I should be sleeping like a log! But when I get home to you…you know the things that you do…you make me feel alright…” Okay! Composure ..I'm feeling it! I’m letting Eagle Winds go free, He wants to go Where Eagles Gather… Go'on then, You is freebird... Ya'll hears that?..It’s making some wind blowing noise over thar like tornados.. in the horizon…I see them flocks of birds..Think I’ll go read a Love Letter of MIISRAEL, Where Eagles Gather, You can read it if you want.... Winds will carry you. .... Click here on WindsTo read a Love Letter http://Godsbloodybride.com/love_letters This has been Yo Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL wit “ A Little Southern News“ If you found some typo's in this article "IT'S MEANT TO BE LIKE DAT! " As always, No Offense to NO BODY! I’ll be back in ’bout a week. Til then…. "YOU BE SWEET” Here’s ya’ll tip: Gents: When you are taking your Lady Belle for a drive in yo’ car it’s always appropriate for Gents to the open the door for her first! Lady Belle: Once inside the car, be sure you reach over, and unlock the door for your Gent . I‘ll scream ats ya'll later!…… “We all live in the YellAR submarine!… CIRCUS FACTS: RINGLING BROTHERS BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS The Ringling Brothers Circus was a circus founded in the United States in 1884. Ringling Brothers Circus eventually joined with the Barnum & Bailey Circus to become "Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus, the Greatest Show on Earth". The Circus was founded by seven Ringling brothers, Albert (1852-1916), August (1854-1907), Otto (1858-1911), Alfred T. (1862-1919), Charles (1863-1926), John (1866-1936), and Henry (1869-1918). Read more about this at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringling_Brot... GREATEST CIRCUS ACTS OF ALL TIME. Well … It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY “It is finished!” Du…uh I love ya’ll MIISRAEL I AM MIISRAEL Issue No. 16 THIS PUBLICATION IS COPYRIGHTED. Jan2009 If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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