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Posted By: Siebra Muhammad on April 28, 2009 Hey Sisters, The following advertisement was sent to me through my Google account today. If you know of anyone who could benefit from this person, please tell them to be on the lookout after June 30, 2009. Thanks, Siebra Free Boyfriend (New Orleans) 39 years old Disease Free No driver's license Carpenter Capable of convincing passion when broke Has really nice dog with fleas If you are codependent, this is the man for you. He will depend on you for everything. If you have money, all the better. He only requires Cable TV (with all the sports channels). He cooks really greasy red meat and decent omlettes but doesn't clean up after himself. He has an amazing and eclectic C.D. collection, and he won't mind if you upload all of his music onto your ipod or computer. If you have a Home Depot Credit Card, he will perform well in bed until the card is maxed out. He has no friends, so you don't have to worry about him inviting people over. He smokes cigarettes and never empties ashtrays. He has absolutely no possessions except large tools and clothing and those C.D's. He is a decent carpenter, but will never finish anything you ask him to do. If you don't call him, you will never fight over the fact that he never answers the phone. He's a great parallel parker and is good in bed - he never forces women to do things they're uncomfortable with. Please email me if you would like me to transport this man to your sofa or Lazy Boy. He has beautiful brown eyes and weights 130 pounds and can be extremely romantic upon meeting a woman. This is a perfect person to spend the holidays with if you just want a really codependent person to keep you company. He will be out on the curb after his birthday on June 30, 2009, but it would be better if you took him now. Delivery is free. I will bring him to your home and leave him there, no questions asked. If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Siebra Muhammad
A Registration Clerk/Specialist, New Orleans Public Schools Other College... class of 2001 Member Since November 2008 |
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...This is a perfect person to spend the holidays with if you just want a really codependent person to keep you company... No you didn't go there.... Tuesday, April 28th 2009 at 11:42PM |
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