HUMOR: LESSONS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
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Posted By: Siebra Muhammad on May 08, 2009 To Value A Job Well Done "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." Time Travel "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" Logic "Because I said so, that's why." Foresight "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." Irony "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." Osmosis "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." Stamina "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." Dating "The only things open after 2 a.m. are legs" Weather "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." Hypocrisy "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" Circle Of Life "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." Behavior Modification "Stop acting like your father!" Envy "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." Anticipation "Just wait until we get home." Receiving "You are going to get it when you get home!" Medical Science "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." How To Become An Adult "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." Genetics "You're just like your father." Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" IF YOU DON'T HAVE TEARS IN YOUR EYES AFTER READING THIS SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU. (I did!) If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Siebra Muhammad
A Registration Clerk/Specialist, New Orleans Public Schools Other College... class of 2001 Member Since November 2008 |
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...Dating "The only things open after 2 a.m. are legs" ... Yep that is what I was told, too. Lol Saturday, May 9th 2009 at 4:19PM |
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