A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: Y'ALL ABOARD! THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO! CHOO!
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Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride on May 29, 2009 A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS " MAY 29, 2009 ISSUE 31 EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!. Friday Weekly News Page Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL IN THIS' ISSUE: COME RIDE THE TRAIN! CHATTANOOGA CHOO! IS 100 YEARS OLD! " A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS" SOUTHERN FACT: Little Southern News began: 9.13.2008 and NOW has an average of 1,000 plus readers EACH WEEK...and counting!! Be sho' to read it ever'ee Fridays ! HIGHLIGHTS: Y'all aboard! Get on the Train and read the events in Nooga town..Get on down!..."Ooops!" ..read what happens to MIISRAEL. THIS IS THE LATEST ISSUE OF " A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS!" Visit "WRITE" NOW! >>>>>>>> To read the LATEST ISSUE start by clicking on the web-site below! Remember to scroll down once you enter the site to read the news....Get started on this exciting adventure into information, places, laughter and humor! You'll love the fun! GREAT READ FOR ALL AGES! http://Godsbloodybride.com/a_little_southe... IT'S A Laughter track.......! WELCOME FRIENDS! A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS Issue No. 31 HEADLINES: Y'ALL ABOARD! THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO! CHOO! Neber been ta Chattanoogna befo' but we's in for a train ride or two this time. Let's go back a hundard years cause that Choo! Choo! is almost old as dirt!...."I reckon" We got a few stops to make so... Y 'ALL ABOARD! We's taking a train ride....step on in and takes yo seats....The Georges will be waiting on us. Everybody gets to have a window seat... So don't push. Since we's in "A Little Southern News" we don't have to worry ' bout the ticket taker coming round to make us get up! Look at that ...it's an event coming up fo' yo' chullens...right away..... MAY 30, 2009 IT'S PORTRAIT DAY CREATIVE DISCOVERY MUSEUM 321 Chestnut Street Chattanooga, TN Since we are here,..unload yo' chaps and have them painted in a portrait!...There'll be a local artist on hand by the names of Charlie Newton. .....(Hmm..".I wonder if he's related to Fig)...."Well, it's just a thought... "You know kin folks can be everywhere these days!" Charlie Newton will be painting portraits of children from 1-3p.m. The charge for that is free; but you have to pay an admission fee and that's $9.95 for the tickets. Dis is a portrait one of my little friend Ms. Gussie Maes Look at hur posing! Anin't She a cutie. (I wonder bout dat little gul sometimes..) Okay...let's load back on the train.... Choo!..... Hold On! I bleeve I kinda caught THE SOUL TRAIN! This here is Dan Corn'heelious! DAN IS IN RARE FORM !oH..I think he's a "Stone gas! "You bet yo' bottom dollar! " Ya'll anin't hip to this trip! "Give me five on the black side!" Now, That's cool.. Get down! Get down! "Southern Belles have "Old School Stories"too! Next let's take a tours of some music concerts in Chattanooga! May 29 Thru September 5, 2009 We'll Take that Ole Choo, Choo to.. THE NIGHTFALL CONCERTS 850 Market Street BANDS, MUSIC and Good times roll in the 'Nooga town! Get on Down! CRaNCH!..Ooops! I'm okay!.. Just a lil' old bone poppin...breathing a lil heavy......... "Hold me friend." Listen to music from regional, national and international talents. Admission fees may be required. I'm told by a little informant dat 2, 500 folks attend every Fridays! That's spels...Choo!, Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Ching! THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO! CHOO! IS 100 YEARS OLD THAT'S A HUNRED! IN SOUTHERN TALK PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD! COME ON RIDE THAT TRAIN! Dates: May 30, 2009 June 6 July 14 & 18 August 1, 15, & 19 September 5, 2009 As part of the it's 100 years you'll be able to tour along East Chattanooga on the train from Choo Choo to Grand Junction Station , Monteque Park, Chattanooga National Cemetary, The Chattanooga Zoo and the Mission Ridge Tunnel. Make some plans to come on down or up to Chattanooga sometime soon. The total tour time is 3 to 4 hours! Dis must be some ride...Ya'll I'd love to go on that ride for real! Southern Belles and Gents loves vacations on trains... So, we gots to go on this here imaginary Chattanooga Choo.. reading on dis train. "Oh' thars George branging us a slice of cake" Those two zeros on the cake is "Guy Coe" watching us cause we's paying too much for our train insurance...I'm sure.... "One day, I'm gone have a long talk with them "Guy CoeS" folks watching us!" Dis' is the GUY COE TRAIN! OKAY....I'm ...... Just thinkin! Just fo' fun How many trains can THANK UP? Love Train, Gravy Train, Groove Train! Midnight Train..."that train goes to Georgia", Bullet Train, Toy Train, Choo Choo Train, Freedom Train, Blues Train, Freight Train,Money Train! The Great Train Robbery! Here's a good one.. "Throw Mama From the Train!" eEE....OW! I'll leave ya'll wit them ones..it'll take a "hunred" years to thank up all them trains! "A 100 years is almost old is dirt! Nawh! Dirt's older." Weight a minute... This is "A Little Southern News"...So if you wont some mo' infAr'mation I'm giving ya'll a web address about them events and train rides. If it don't work out...Don't forgit!...You read 'bout it in "A Little Southern News." ...Du...uh! http://www.mayormansion.comevents.htm A LIL' BIT OF TRAIN HISTORY ABOUT THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO! CHOO! Dis here is "Lil Bit"...Tell them "Lil Bit".. It all started in 1839 when Chattanoogna was a region very convienient to traffic. The first train took off in 1849 and the future of the commerical traffic became secure. The first train was a Cincinnati wood burning steam locomotive that started from Cincinnati, OH on March 05, 1880. The Chattanooga Choo Choo engine is now on display at Terminal Station in Cincinnati and is the same wood-burner used on that first run from Cincinnati to Chattanooga in 1880. "blah..blah..choo!" Here's yall Tip: When on a train, it more likely that Southern Belles takes the window seat. Gents gets to sat next her on the outside lane next to the pretty lady! GO ON BACK HOME...THE TRAIN IS COMING! You've Been Reading "A Little Southern News" No offense to nobody! You saw some typo's in this issue? You should know by now.. "It's meant to be like that!" I'll be back in 'bout a week or two in June. Till then you wear some sweet cologne or perfume . Y'all know what? Go read some of my "Old School Stories" click on this angel to take ya'll thar! (ANGEL PICTURED) I'LL TAKE THEE TO OLD SCHOOL STORIES!.>>>>>http://Godsbloodybride.com/winniespoetryother_writings It just keeps getting better with every letter I write to My Dear God of Love: This has been Yo' Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL Well … It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY “It is finished!” Du…uh I love ya’ll MIISRAEL I AM MIISRAEL Issue No. 31 THIS pUBLICATION IS COPYRIGHTED. MAY2009 If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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..."When on a train, it more likely that Southern Belles takes the window seat. Gents gets to sat next her on the outside lane next to the pretty lady"... Thanks for the tip Miisrael. Are you going on vacation, if so please have a very safe one. Tuesday, June 2nd 2009 at 5:15PM |
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Jen I'm planning to go to Denver in September. However, I'm seriously considering a visit to Chattanooga in August to ride that train! Thank you for your safe wishes.
Tuesday, June 2nd 2009 at 6:29PM |
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