Be Careful What U Pray For
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Posted By: Tressia Amacher on February 19, 2011 Breezy (my niece): "I prayed to God to send me my mate. I wrote down everything I wanted in him - down to his looks and I said the next man I date let it be my husband. Don't let me date a man if he's not my husband. And what do u know? I've been married 10yrs this November." Me: "I remember once upon a time, I prayed prayed & PRAYED for a hubby, right, Breezy? Well, heah come Jethro, bout a hunert seventeen, bent over, crippled, smelling like Bengay. So, I got BACK down on my knees and I prayed AGAIN. Forgive me, Lord, ...I didn't make myself real clear 'afore'. Yes, I know, I did ask you for a mate, but you don sunt the wrong person to me, I b'lieve. So, I'm gon be real 'specificate' this time. I'm respectfully 'specificating' that you keep all the Jethros. PLEASE, Lord. I don't want a hunert seventeen, bent over, crippled, smelling like Bengay NUTHIN'. 'Thank you, Lord, for understanding. AMEN' If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Tressia Amacher
From Memphis, TN Member Since August 2010 |
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Ha~ I know that's right! You betta be careful what you ask for becasue you just might get it.
Saturday, February 19th 2011 at 3:38PM |
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LOL!!!
Wednesday, February 23rd 2011 at 5:13PM |
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