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Posted By: William meeks on October 14, 2005 You know you went to Dillard if: 1. You ever had to walk around the squirrels . 2. You've ever just chilled on the Avenue. 3. You've ever been forced to take Seminar/Chapel. 4. You've ever had to listen to B.P.S. 5. You've had DJ Raj Smoove at your basketball games. 6. You've ever had Red Beans and Rice EVERY Monday. 7. You 've ever heard "Red Hot Pepper Boy" and ran to the dance floor to do the "DU" dance. 8. You've ever bought a new outfit just for the Dillard-Xavier game. 9. You've ever went to Lakeside Mall the weekend of the Dillard-Xavier Game and ran into half your class. 10. You've ever completed 120+ community service hours. 11. You've ever sat in front of Williams your sophmore year and thought you were the stuff. 12. You've ever made a joke about your tuition going toward grass. 13. You've ever talked on your cell phone underneath the oaks at one in the morning. 14. You've ever had Fried fish every Friday. 15. You've ever got in line at 4 o'clock for a 7 o'clock neophyte/coming out show. 16. ...And Raj Smoove was the DJ. 17. You've ever heard and witnessed "Shut de do" at every occasion, such as Orientation, Founders Day, Honors Convocation, and Gradutation, and did the little clap. 18. You've ever read about Queen Nagazinga or read "The Mis-Education of the Negro" 19. You've ever confused the Avenue of the Oaks with a run way or at least thought that others have. 20. If you've ever called the Cafe Workers Slaves! 21. If you had to get pass the cafe Security and SNEAK food out 22. If you've ever said "oh she's a shoe in" (yall know what im talkin about) 23. If you've ever called someone or been called messy (byron)LOL 24. If you thought the "campus wide" water Fight was the funest event at Dillard. 25. If you had Mr. Lush for Algebra! 26. If you rode the shuttle bus. 27. If you got mad that the shuttle bus was late! 28. If you were a "Hartzell Honey" or "Camphor Cutie" 29. If your first instinct is to josephine johnny to "Choppa ". 30. If you ever heard or say "cakin". 31. If u say WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. 32. You missed class because you wanted to listen to the D.J on Kabacoff. 33) You would go to Brunch on Sunday for pancakes and omlettes (takiyah) 34) You know that Raj Smooth is an DU Alumni 35) You hate Xavier just cause you go to DU 36) You've ever joked about having to snorkel to class on rainy days. 37) You had a class or know someone who had a class in one of the trailers (freshmen don't know about this) 38) Went to a party on Kabocoff or in Henson 39) You had or have a Faculty Fellow 40) If you dont know what DUCIEF really stands for 41) If you are a psych or edu major and u believe DUCIEF is your building 42) If you ever drove on the road behind DUCIEF 43) IF you never learned the words to the alma mater, even though u sang it every week in chapel (LEARN THE ALMA MATER!) 44) If you ever left your vehicle for five minutes and was issued a ticket 45) If you had to argue with a security office for ten minutes to let you into your own university...and was then late to class 46) If you ever got DU dollars in August and ran out of them in September 47) If you never skipped Dr. Clarke' class and remember him saying "you miss you fail, you miss you fail" 48) If you ever had to knock on someone's window to get back in your freshman dorm after hours. 49) If you were stopped at a gate trying to get back on campus and they do a full cavity search before they let you in. (as if the decal and ID wasnt enough) 50) If you ever used someone else's ID to eat in Kearny. 51) If you knew the janitors by name. 52) If you have ever had to walk up the stairs in Williams because the elevator was broke. 53) If you ever got lost in Camphor/Hartzell Halls 54) If you ever went to xavier/dillard basketball game wearing tank tops in the winter/fall cause you knew that dillard's gym was gonna be hot. 55) If you ever sold your book vouchers to other students for half price. 56) If you knew someone who was/ or had dated a faculty fellow. 57) If you have run the other way to avoid Marva Smith. 58) If you know people by their cars, not name. 59) If you've ever parked behind Cook, then drove to Dent for your next class. 60) If you've ever realized how out of shape you are after climbing to the third floor of Stern. 61) If you've ever missed class because you couldn't get out of your dorm because of the small lake that has formed. 62) If you've ever stayed out until after 6AM to avoid getting a fine for missing curfew. 63) If you weren't really sure if you stayed in Camphor or Hartzell. 64) If every time you walked through Kearny, there was a spades tournament. 65. You ever had Dr. Broadway for Biology 66. You ever participated in a coming out show, feel the anxiety in your assigned room in Dent. 67. Have you ever played hide and seek in Rosenwald,Stern 68. Have you ever sang in Nu Vision 69. Did you take Dr. Lacy, Dr. Iwigie (sp), Mrs. Marsden, Dr. Gavins 70. Did you enjoy hearing about faculty disputes 71. If you recieved an A from Dr. Broadway just for giving her food 72. If you got mad at a freshman for walking on the grass 73. If you had to call your mother because financial aid wouldnt listen to you 74. If you NEVER checked out a book in the library because the books were older than your momma 75. If miss jackie in the mail room fussed at you because you lost your mailbox key 76. If you ever got no more than 50 dollars for book returns in the refund store when you paid almost 500 dollars for them. 77. If your voice teacher was late for your lesson (you know who that is) 78. If Mr. Davenport would forget your name, and call you by the city you were from, or by the high school you went to. 79. If your ID card is faded to the point where you cant see your face on there. 80. If you were ever called "Cheezy' or "Turkey" by Dr. Francis 81. If you pledged in Stern Hall on the third floor; with newspaper covering the door's window. 82. If you vowed you couldn't wait to leave Dillard but cried all through Fare Ye Well at Graduation. 83. If you flirted with a teacher or did a bit more to pass a class ! Ha, # 3, you what I mean "Ontologically!" 84. If you knew a girl who was dead serious to be an AKA but pledged something else because they didn't have any AKA lines post 2001. 85. If you knew all the participants in the AKA hazing incident and wanted the prime suspect to go back to her home town. 86. If Eartha told you to meet her at a function, dressed to impressed...the night of. 87. If the lunch ladys didn't let you in b/c you forgot your ID, but passed the locals from the hood. 89. If you can get a dime bag across the street (shell) 89. If you dressed like you were going to the club for a party in Dent, and Raj Smooth was still the DJ. 90. If your least favorite professor had the best resources, and most degrees (Frank) 91. If you can never get in touch with your favorite professor for their resources and recommendations (Kelly) 92. If you can add to this list! 93. If you go to school with men who aspire to be someones soror 94. If you really wanted to know what exactly were the DU police hired to do? 95. If you ever had to step in the hall to talk on your cell phone in DUCIEF computer lab 96. If you ever saw Raheim hosting a dominoe tournament in Kearny 97. If you ever had an appointment with Mrs. Martin but is kept getting rescheduled cause she was never in her office. 98. if had to a hide closet because of room checks. 99. if you ever went campaiging with Mr. hicks 100. and waited all day for your checks from no. 99 101. if you ever been mobed by ducks when walking past the pond while holding food. 102. if you know who Kill Bill is. 103. if you are a sleeper. 104. if you ever took a joyride in a golf cart. 105. if you ever the heard the shaka zulu speach from the provost 106. if you go to a pool party and dont actually swim. 107. if you if know the song the song wobble like the catfish 108. if climbed through the windows of either straight, camphor, or hartzell. for various reasons. 109. if ever been hit by on someone that works for sodexo. 110. if you ever ate at the grill 111. if youre campus has proud FAKAs 112. if the majority of your school is gay or look like they on they way to coming out the closet. 113. if you ever waited till the end of spring to get your fall refund check 114. if the drag queens on campus dress better than the girls. 115. drink alcohol that smells like home depot 116. if you ever smoked weed around the campus. 117. if you know what a sprinter is. 118. if you ever seen the grass being spraypainted for graduation. 119. if you argue over which is right," pop, soda, cold drink etc." 120. if you know what DU awards are. 121. if you ever shoped at the pawn shop next to walgreens 122. if you know the story behind "camphor crabs".. 123. if your homecoming game is a basketball game 124. if you think the majority of the males at your school including fraternities are on the down low. 125. if you ever got tested at camp ace. 126. if your church by default is franklin. 127. if you know what a miss ugly pageant is. 128. if you can think of more If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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William meeks
From new orleans, LA Dillard University class of 2008 Member Since September 2005 |
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We are called Blue Devils.
Friday, October 14th 2005 at 5:51PM |
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Dude we fianlly click on something! I aint from dillard and i understand everything u talking about! my nukka #67 we played IT! AND got ticketed! # 103 im a 5th level sleeper i still remember that shyt! #112 kappas are like that at Grambling. I didnt pledge because of #124!!! I was like im cool as a Mason! Oh who's #57 she that annoying???? LOL Saturday, October 15th 2005 at 3:38PM |
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