LAUGH FOR THE WEEK... GHETTO RESUME
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Posted By: on October 19, 2005 Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins 2036 South Side Skreet Projects Compton, CA 11122 Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th. OBJECTIVE To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the 'hood.' SKILLS I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetoc or human hurh. EDUCATION The "GET YOURS" Home Correspondence Course, INC: Big Mamma's House of Hair 'N Nails 'N Fried Chicken 'N Stuff (Gradiated with honors for the most extensions don in a year's time) WORK EXPERIENCE January 10, 1999-January 30, 1999 Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait 'N TackleShop Reason for leaving; I got sick 'n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me. March 1, 1999-November 1, 1999 The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium I loveded this job cuz they gave me a free toof ary monf and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cuz I let one of my homeboys sniff the laughing gas. He just smelt it, he don't do drugs no mo. November 2, 1999-November 10, 1999 My Baby Daddy's Day Care Center Car Wash & Barber Shop Reason for leaving: They tried to work a sistuh ta deaf and I got thangs ta do November 12, 1999- November 14, 1999 Kim Fung Toi's House of Rice & Skrimps and StuffReason For Leaving: You don't even wanna know Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube Reason for leaving: Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow of activator. The Ike Turner Pimp Slap Recovery Center (They have lovely commodations; yes I worked there and was a patient too.) Reason for leaving: Center closed down cuz Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside haself since she a big star and arythang. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee. REFERENCES: Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet) Hezakiah Clevestus "The Playa" Jones (my homie's cuzzin's babydaddy) The Right Reverend Aliza Benjarmin "ineedadrank" O'grady (pastor of the Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church Inc., a not-for-profit agency.) If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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All right Dillard representer.Girl you are crazy keep us lauhing we need it(laughing)! DU Baby
Wednesday, October 19th 2005 at 2:13PM |
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