THE TEN COMMANDMENTS EBONIC STYLE
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Posted By: Jevette Elizabeth Polycarpe on November 01, 2005 Sometimes you have to get the message across as best we can. Try this for those who can't understand the King James Version: 1. I'm God. Don't play me. (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me.) 2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me. ! (Thou shalt not have any graven images). 3. Don't be callin' me for no reason (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain). 4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday, and not just the Sundays when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy). 5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma..... and if you know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither. (Honor thy father and thy mother). 6. No drive bys. (Thou shalt not kill). 7. Stick to ya own Boo. (Thou shalt not commit adultery). 8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back. (Thou shalt not steal). 9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save your behind. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother). 10. Don't be eyein' or skeeming yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother). If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Jevette Elizabeth Polycarpe
From New Orleans, LA Dillard University class of 2006 Member Since December 2002 |
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Lol! Funny and also deep. I like it. Wednesday, November 2nd 2005 at 5:45AM |
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Your a mess RA! Keep it up
Wednesday, November 9th 2005 at 4:08PM |
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