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Posted By: whitney nelson on November 30, 2005 A drunk gets up from the bar. He heads to the bathroom. A loud blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom and a few minutes later another loud scream reverberates through the bar. A customer goes up to the bartender and asks "why is the drunk screaming?" The bartender shruggs The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate. The bartender asks "why are you screaming? you are scaring the customers." The drunk replies " well i'm just sitting on the toilet and everytime i try to flush, the toilet squeezes my nuts." the bartender opens the door and checks and says " you Idiot your sitting in the MOP BUCKET!" If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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