Aint this the truth!
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Posted By: Tyhesha Judge-Fogle on December 06, 2006 For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like...Laxatives.. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like...Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like...Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like...Commercials... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like... Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10.Men are like...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11.Men are like...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Tyhesha Judge-Fogle
From Tallahassee, FL Claflin University class of 1998 Member Since July 2003 |
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no offense guys, but it's funny.
Wednesday, December 6th 2006 at 11:10PM |
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Girl you know you have been coming out of the pocket with some of this Truth. This is too funny. I'll take a little sausage every now and then, especially when you ahve to deal with the slop.
Saturday, December 9th 2006 at 10:22AM |
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