Who's Got Jokes: Episode 2
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Posted By: Guest Visitor on September 15, 2007 Overall, I think this will be the funniest episode you’ll see this season. Special K came out slammin in the first round. His first set was on customer service at ghetto restaurants. How do they run out of stuff they suppose to have? He said he went to a McDonald’s that brought him a Quarter Pounder on regular light bread. LOL!!! I hate it when you go to a ghetto restaurant and the waitress yell your business out after your debit card has been declined. I don’t need everyone knowing I have insufficient funds in my bank account. SHHHH….. I’m tired of these Asian waiters in the mall’s food court. They constantly run up to me with some strange meat on a tooth pick. I don’t want your chicken sample! Keep eating at Asian restaurant’s if you want. You may end up eating a Cocker Spaniel and broccoli. Clayton English was funny also. I wished he would have elaborated on his jokes a little more though. We only had 3 minutes, so maybe he cut it short. He joked about concert promoters needing DSL at the show, because T-Pain had a digital voice. This explains why T-Pain doesn’t sound too good at live shows. LOL!!! In my opinion; all T-Pain has to do is sing through a fan. My cousins and I developed that singing style with my grand momma’s box fan in 1979. I like the barrrrtendeeeerrrrr. He’s not a genius. The fan makes the eeeerrrrrrrr sound for you. Hey T-Pain, get a box fan for the road brother. Chi-town’s Shawn Morgan was the man of the hour. Shawn has a smooth laid back style. He’s not really fast talking or loud, but the boy has strong punch lines. I like the joke about his over-weight girlfriend wanting to lose 15lbs. He said he really didn’t see that much difference dropping from 350 to 335lbs. CLEVER!!! I believe it’s easy to find out who your true friends are when you’re overweight. Bigg Mike (a fellow DC comic) asked if I would be a pall bearer at his funeral. Mike weighs about 437lbs. I told him I couldn’t carry the casket, but I’ll help slide it. Bigg Mike needs to get a forklift in his funeral’s insurance policy. K-Dubb came out with a rapid fire performance. He played ball on his home court like any comedian should. Meaning, he made jokes about things around the Atlanta area, that he knew the audience would relate to. He killed with the jokes about Quick Trip gas stations. I could definitely relate. A girl told me she wanted to go somewhere expensive tonight. So that’s where I took her, the gas station. Gas prices are high. It takes $15 just to pick your date up. Gas prices can turn a $60 dinner date in to about $97.82. Stay tuned for more Who’s Got Jokes this season. Peace, Marion Kendrick www.marionkendrick.com www.myspace.com/marionlkendrick If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Hey Marion! Glad to see you doing your thing on the TV One website. Let me know when your episode airs. And no more bct...
Monday, September 17th 2007 at 4:20PM |
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Hey Marion, I am so proud of you. You are really doing it big. Take care and I'm sure I'll see you in a couple of months for the Classic. Don't be a stranger.
Wednesday, September 19th 2007 at 10:00AM |
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