Who's Got Jokes?: Episode 5
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Posted By: Guest Visitor on October 06, 2007 What’s Up Who’s Got Jokes Fans?! I know a lot of you are very interested in what I have to say but I refuse to be mean; HOODRATS need love too!!! Ladies, if you know you’re going to be on TV, please get you a decent wig. This was not directed to anyone in particular, it’s just an observation. Work with me people -- I’m trying to send subliminal messages. I will also like to shout out the cutest judge we’ve had all season, Ms. Tiffany. If you ever hear of me performing in Atlanta, you’ll have tickets at will call. Moving on. . . First up was my man Trev. The producer made the microphone go in and out for this episodes’ challenge round but Trev did a good job of continuing his jokes. I like his joke about finding his grandmother on myspace. He said her profile picture was of her standing on her walker. LOL!!! That joke killed at our audition in New Jersey. He also joked about himself being cheap on dates. I’m cheap, too. Fellas, I found out if you’re going to be cheap; the perfect woman to date is a Jehovah’s Witness. When it comes to holidays, they don’t celebrate a damn thing. No Christmas, no birthdays, no nothing. You have the perfect excuse for not getting her anything. You can be like, “Baby I was about to get you a diamond bracelet for Valentines but I don’t wanna interfere with yo religion like that.” LOL!!! She gotta understand. So next up was me and I figured the best way to critique my performance would be with another performance. So, without further delay -- I bring you Marion Kendrick vs. his alter ego, M.L.K. M.L.K. - Hey man, meet me at the mirror! First of all, what the hell made you where that purple azz jacket? That’s probably why the HOODRAT didn’t like you from the door. Marion – Man I was trying to look fly for T.V., unlike herself. M.L.K. – You know you embarrassed us in the challenge round. You fumbled the ball. You should have kept going!!! Marion- What the hell you expect me to do? The clock was ticking and I almost cursed. Had I been at a Comedy Club, I would have handled it different. At first I thought TV ONE had purchased a pre-paid microphone that ran out of minutes. LOL! Can’t we just agree that we’re both funny and we’ll get’em next time. M.L.K.- Hell naw playboy, I’m a winner!! You came in third. LOL! But you’re right, we’re both funny and we’ll get’em next time. Things would have been a lil’ different had we gotten the 15 we deserved in the first round. Marion- We can’t dwell on the past, gotta keep it moving Champ!!! I know you readers are looking like, “Is this fool arguing with his self on a blog?! HA HA. I got this idea from my man T.I.” LOL! The bad part is; I would have kept going, but I know the web administrators would have edited it. LOL! Charles Walden was the wild-card winner. Charles has been holding it down in the game for long time. Charles has mastered the art of talking bout yourself, and making it funny. Charles has cerebral palsy and he told the audience, he doesn’t drink because he may start to walk straight. He said, if he starts walking straight he may lose his benefits. CLEVER!! Charles is lucky because he got to walk out with two models. You gotta admit “Who’s Got Jokes” has some fine models, especially mine. What’s Up Jazzy? Backstage, Rodney Perry advised the comedians to make the most of their time while waiting for their scores. As you all saw; Karlous took the most advantage of his time -- I liked the joke about him being tricked into going to a gay strip club. He said the strip club was Lenox Mall. LOL! D.C.’s version of Lenox is called Pentagon City Mall. One time I saw about five dudes standing with there hands on there hips like “I’m a little teapot/short and stout.” In the words of the Great Keith Sweat, “Something, something, something something just ain’t right” bout a man standing like that!!! I know there are some disappointed fathers with sons working at the make-up counter at Macy’s. Everyone else son playing sports and yours is applying blush and eye shadow. Stay tuned to for more “Who’s Got Jokes” to see if Karlous represents MS right in the next round. Till next week. Peace, Marion Kendrick www.marionkendrick.com www.myspace.com/marionlkendrick If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Hilarious!
Monday, October 8th 2007 at 5:25PM |
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funnyyyyyyyy
Wednesday, October 10th 2007 at 3:11PM |
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