Who's Got Jokes?: Episode 9
|
Posted By: Guest Visitor on November 04, 2007 What’s Up Who’s Got Jokes Fans?! First, let me respond to several comments to my blog. Dear Thelma Glover, I don’t know who sings the theme song to “Who’s Got Jokes.” Will the person who sings the theme to “Who’s Got Jokes” please get in touch with Thelma. I watched the credits several times and still don’t know who the hell you are! This lady obviously wants to sign you to a deal or something. Moving on to Episode 9. . . A lot of you didn’t know, but this episode was taped around 1:30 am, so the cast and audience members were tired as HELL!!! That explains why everyone had baggy eyes. It looks as if they boxed a couple of rounds with Mike Tyson. Even the Pope of Comedy looked as if he was about to fall out that damn chair. Special thanks to audience members in Texas for sticking around. The Atlanta audience members said “to hell with staying after 11:00!” Even my parents were about to leave. I was like, DAMN!!! Y’all can’t wait to see your son? Once again Rodney had on a crazy costume. He looked crazy as hell in that blonde wig. I thought he was supposed to be the black version of Barney Rubble!! For those of you who don’t know who Barney is, he’s Fred Flintstone’s drankin partner. Like the last episode, the producers and hosts chose contestants out of the wild card poo who had five minutes to perform. Tommy Ford chose Shawn Banks. Like I told you earlier, the show was taped very late. People were so tired; the DJ started the “wrap it up music” three minutes into Shawn Banks set. So Shawn had to repeat his set with an additional two minutes. Damn DJ Kid 4-FREE. LOL!!! You needed an energy drink or something. The audience heard his Wiz impersonations twice. So that’s why Bill made those inside jokes that some of you probably didn’t get. As for Shawn; he and T.I. were later arrested for the purchase of machine guns and silencers. Yeah, they were conspiring to shoot the DJ. LOL!!! Rodney Perry picked Cocoa Brown. Once again, Cocoa did a great job of waking the crowd up. The audience looked drowsy at first. I wondered what the hell they drunk -- double shots of NYQUIL?! Cocoa earned 15 total points. I liked when she said everyone in Cash Money look like gremlins. She went even further to say, Lil Wayne look like a rat and needs to be in a trap in every video. LOL!!! You know you’re ugly when little kids try to look like you for Halloween. So those kids weren’t Gremlins you saw last week. They were Lil’ Wayne(s). “So go and get yo candy little duffle bag booooooy!!!! Bill Bellamy chose Vanessa Fraction. She joked about men who are so insecure, they hate for their girl to look out the window. WOW!!! I got a boy who’s like that. For some reason he really fears his wife is becoming a lesbian. I don’t quite understand why. She can’t even greet other women with a hug. Dude is really crazy. He even accused her one time of fondling Ms. Buttersworth. I was like DAMN. Can the girl at least put syrup on her pancakes ole insecure dude?! LOL!!! Ralph Farquhar and Dewayne Corbitt chose K-DUBB who once again had a HOT set. His funniest jokes to me were about him trying to steal meat at the self-checkout register. He said he tried raising the meat above the scanner and dropping it in the bag but the machine said “please remove the last item from the bag.” LOL!!! Some of you probably don’t get it, that’s why you got to watch the show. That’s why it took a while for them to put the self-checkout machines in the hood. Another thing, why is it when you use your debit card at the gas pump in nice suburban areas all you have to enter is your pin number? But when you used your card at the pump in the hood…. Not only do you have to enter your pin number, but your zip-code, mother’s maiden name, last four of your social, favorite color, first car and the city you were born in. It’s a conspiracy! LOL!! K-Dubb ended up winning the episode. Based on my studies in the field of standup comedy, I’m still rolling with last week’s predictions. Be sure to tune in next week for the second round of the play-offs. Peace, Marion Kendrick www.marionkendrick.com www.myspace.com/marionlkendrick If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
Comments
More From This Author
Latest TV One News
 |
THE SPIN (Daily Dose of Celebrity News): WANT TO JOIN SOLANGE'S BAND?Get into The Spin everyday as TV One’s online blogger, Michael Arceneaux brings you daily doses of celeb gossip and news.
TODAY (MAR. 06): Want to Join Solange’s Band?
THE FACTS:
• Solang ...more
Michael Arceneaux • 3,078 Views • March 6th, 2008 |
 |
THE SPIN (Daily Dose of Celebrity News): FROM CRUNK JUICE TO WINE COOLERSGet into The Spin everyday as TV One’s online blogger, Michael Arceneaux brings you daily doses of celeb gossip and news.
TODAY (MAR. 06): From Crunk Juice to Wine Coolers
THE FACTS:
• Lil’ ...more
Michael Arceneaux • 3,336 Views • March 6th, 2008 |
 |
THE SPIN (Daily Dose of Celebrity News): MOS DEF ON OBAMAGet into The Spin everyday as TV One’s online blogger, Michael Arceneaux brings you daily doses of celeb gossip and news.
TODAY (MAR. 06): Mos Def on Obama Phenomenon: It’s His Looks
THE FACTS ...more
Michael Arceneaux • 5,225 Views • March 6th, 2008 |
 |
THE SPIN (Daily Dose of Celebrity News): RUBEN FINDS A JOBGet into The Spin everyday as TV One’s online blogger, Michael Arceneaux brings you daily doses of celeb gossip and news.
TODAY (MAR. 05): Ruben Studdard Finds a Job
THE FACTS:
• Ruben Stud ...more
Michael Arceneaux • 3,765 Views • March 5th, 2008 |
Popular TV One News
 |
On the MoveBelieve it or not, I love cosmetology school, but I have been on a leave of absence for the past six months because of my other commitments. That is the main reason why I am at the Paul Mitchell Schoo ...more
Taj George • 37,397 Views • June 5th, 2007 |
|
|
THE SPIN (Daily Dose of Celebrity News): MOS DEF ON OBAMAGet into The Spin everyday as TV One’s online blogger, Michael Arceneaux brings you daily doses of celeb gossip and news.
TODAY (MAR. 06): Mos Def on Obama Phenomenon: It’s His Looks
THE FACTS ...more
Michael Arceneaux • 5,225 Views • March 6th, 2008 |
 |
Who's Got Jokes?: Episode 13What’s Up Who’s Got Jokes Fans?! You’ve just witnessed episode 13, the Who’s Got Jokes Super Bowl where two of the best comedians in the country -- Shawn Morgan and Tyler Craig -- battled it out. Y ...more
Guest Visitor • 5,172 Views • December 1st, 2007 |
