FBK--The Truth Hurts (Hillary Clinton's Spread)
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Posted By: FBK Kidd on March 11, 2008 HLLARY CLINTON'S SPREAD Following in the foot steps of that cable news show with the segment called 'News You Can't Use' I would like to impart my own little segment of ‘silly’ news that nobody can use. Let this piece of writing be a caution to Hillary that every time she engages in dishonest politics her rear end, like Pinocchio’s nose, will grow. Before I get to Hillary's spread, no not super delegate numbers, or state won numbers, her 'real' spread, I would like to both thank and apologize to Gary and the sheriff's that work at Clermont County Domestic and Juvenile court. On Friday the men pushed and pulled and tugged my car out of the mud-snow-swamp that it rolled into. Honorable men of Clermont County as you performed your act of kindness, muscled up and froze your rear ends off, I sat on my rear end in my car and waited on your instruction (brake or push), unintentionally my mind wondered aimlessly to thoughts of Hillary’s rear end. Her spread. In betting circles a spread is a range of outcomes. In my circle of friends a spread is a humongous rear end. A big butt. My observation, which is neither scientific nor statistical, is that when some people gain weight their behind grows, and becomes a large compact mass. Others when they gain weight their rear end spreads (expands loosely). Compact rear ends resemble and could possibly be mistaken for a large stomach. Except it is on the opposite side of the body. Spread rear ends are plump thus causing the hips to protrude. Sort of like if you had old fashioned blouse shoulder pads, or better yet football shoulder pads, attached to either side of your spread. The blizzard possibly froze my brain. How else can it be explained that my mind locked itself on silly jokes and Hillary’s butt. I couldn’t get my mind off Hillary’s rear end. It's a spread for sure. A spread so big that she sometimes unfastens her pantsuits jacket during a speech. A spread so big that a long suit jacket must be worn at all times. A spread so big that many in my circle of friends have something in common with her, can relate to her, but won't vote for her (for reasons that have nothing to do with her spread). They.. um we too have big spreads. A spread so big that if Bill Clinton truly was the 1st black prez, than he’s enjoying watching her ‘spread’ expand. Don’t all men of color like spreads? Sorry bad joke. Bad frozen brain joke. So I already said it... this is news you can’t use. Silly news. Snow day news. Brain frozen news. Hopefully not offensive news. C'mon lighten up. Will you lighten up already? 'Snow' please lighten up. FBK sugarfreefranki@yahoo.com If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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