How to Break up...
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Posted By: Chantell Chenault on May 26, 2005 1- Never break up at your own house! If at all possible issue the bad news at the persons house. Why? One thing because if the person feels the need to break stuff it will be their own! And 2 you can get your butt up and leave, instead of having to fight and argue to get someone to leave your house. 2- Change your voicemail!! Just back to the pre-recorded message that came along with your voicemail. The breakee typically calls the breaker wanting to ask questions and "just wanting to hear the breakers voice". To avoid those continuous annoying don't allow them to hear your voice. 3-Block yo email (and phone text messages! Damn, how many times have you ever recieved an email or an IM from annoying person that just will not go away? Block that shyt block that shyt BLOCK IT!! 4- There is no such thing as break up sex!! Call up your neighbor, hit blackplanet or go to the club. DO NOT have sex with the person it only confuses them! 5-In avoiding emails and phone messages from the person do NOT break up over email or the phone, again refer to rules #2&3 6-If you are sob prone write a letter, & no not in your blog that you know the person and the rest of nosey people read.. 7-Never offer future friendship if you truly don't mean it. Or if you know the mofo is crazy! (they'll simply turn into a stalker) 8-Stop accepting calls from his/her momma! 9-Go get yo shyt and give them theirs! People attach sentimental values to things and trust you don't want to find out at the next friendly gathering that there is a shrine with your name all over it! 10-Don't place blame, especially on yourself! Creating conversation only prolongs the process 11-Leave the cliches behind..."its not you its me", "i love you but i'm not IN love with you"....those have grown old long before your time! 12-It's okay to show some emotion but don't go overboard...you'll lose your point in breaking up!! And once its all said and done.... 1- Never, ever, ever, ever, ever get back togehter! 2-If the nukka calls/emails/text you ignore them or simply tell them to be eazzy! I truly hope that you've found this just as amusing and helpful as I have.... If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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Chantell Chenault
From Milwaukee, WI Hampton University class of 2008 Member Since April 2005 |
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