REDD FOXX JOKE (not really dirty)
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Posted By: on May 27, 2005 First off let me say that I love Redd Foxx, and I thank my uncle (who never has his life just right, but love him the same) for introducing me at a young age. I think Redd Foxx was the orginal Marin Lawrence. Anyway my uncle has been telling me this joke since i was like 6, and I used to hear Robin Harris and Redd Foxx tapes everytime that I was around him. Now I know that was some profane language for a lil boy' but i wasn't your average lil boy. So anyway here we go: this is redd foxx speaking, "There was a man that wanted to travel three days an three nights, to get to Alaska, the biggest state in all of America. So when he go there he asked the guy at the border to tell him how he could be a respected citizen there where you were loved and really respected. And he told him that there were three things he had to do. So the man asks what is the first thing he has to do, and he was like you have to drink a gallon of 151 brute rum and the man asked "Where can I get that?" and the officer was like its here, and the man said ok ok, what is the second thing i have to do? And the officer was like "you have to kill a polor bear, and the third thing you got to do is make love to an Eskimo brawd." And so the guy says well give me that liquor first and so he drank it and didn't bat an eyelash, and he was TORE UP, so then he leaves and pretty soon he comes back. and says " Well where can I get this Polar Bear" and the officer says "there is one about a mile up this way, and he lives in a cave, so go on in there and that's where he is". So the man went on up there and he came back and his clothes were all torn off of him, and he had scratches everywhere and he was bleeding and his hair was all madded. And so the tattered man in sloppy voice was like "Now that was tough, now show me this Eskimo brawd you want me to kill" Now if yall don't get that, then..... I can't help ya. If you enjoyed this article, Join HBCU CONNECT today for similar content and opportunities via email! |
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He is a funny guy, too bad he and Harris passed. I used to watch his show with Della Reese and Harris in House Parties and Bebe's Kids! They along with Pryor were Kings of Comedy! Not dissin any other comedians!
Friday, May 27th 2005 at 5:00PM |
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I was wondering how long it would take you to post another Blog. I like this one. I am waiting for a new one also.
Thursday, June 2nd 2005 at 6:28PM |
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