old caps from back in tha day...

yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat in the car, both airbags popped out yo mama so fat, her belt size is equator you so **** yo mama had to tie a porkshop aroun your neck just to get the dog to plat with you

Lol. Yall shouldn't have got me started: Yo mama so short she poses for trophies Yo father so dumb he put a ruler next to the bed to see how long he slept Yo mama so old when God said "Let there be Light", she turned on the switch Yo mama so black when she leave the car, the **** light cut on Yo mama so **** when she walk in a bank, they turn off the surveillance Yo mama so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY Yo mama so dumb she tried to get into an under 17 not admitted movie, so she went home and got 16 of her friends