What are some the tightest verses or punchlines you've ever heard?
Post the song name and the verse ex:
Kelis - Millionaire ft. Andre 3000
Andre 3000:
Where there is cheese there are rats,
Where ever there are rats there are cats,
Where ever there are cats there are dogs.
If you got the dogs you got ****.
**** Always out to put their paws on your riches.
If you got riches,you got glitches.
If you got glitches in your life computer turn it off and then reboot it,
Now you back on.
Can't just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it that will spoil it, go'on and drink it and enjoy it.
Mama i'm a Millionaire.
Andre is one the sickest MC's ever. What are some other lyrics
I love P Troy's verses in You Can't **** MeP Troy - No Mo Play in GA 2
What's up, homeboy, what is the business
Pastor, church boy, can I get a witness
This for, all those, **** that be poppin'
Seein' me in 6's, I don't never be stoppin'
Most **** be watchin', other **** be hatin'
Hangin' out their partner car, askin' me what's shakin'
Ain't nothin shakin', nothin but this mula
I see that you know me, but I don't know who you are
Therefore, I am, rollin up my window
Hasta luego, now it's back to my indo
P Troy - Brang Yo Army
Okay they got me last and I'm mad
And I'm ready to fight
One hundred eighty pounds strong, but watch how I bite
They takin flight, cause this buster ackin' like my amigo
Hit 'em seventeen times with that chrome desert eagle
These my people, in Georgia, ignore ya, I can't
Get dumped off in Miami riding on candy paint
Now would you believe I got a body in my trunk?
I'm crunk out the window, hell yeah!, I shot the punk
The first to dump, the first one that punk scatter
I'm high I'm ****, but I'm still labeled that Pastor
So any ****, that got plans to harm me
You best of be ready cause I got a army
i luv P Troy's lyrics but that's all i'mma put
yeah dat Tupac was on point
Mase verse - Get Dealt Wit by JD
Now I know you love my lazy flow
but here come my crazy flow
Do this sh!t 'cause it make me dough
do it again to make me more
Rich is only way to go
givin' you what you pay me for
What you lookin' shady for?
B!tch you ain't got my baby hoe.
Top down 64 radio AC blow
They peep though think that automatically
'cause this n!gga roll with Puff Daddy yo
he gotta be ridin' in a B-E-N-T-L-E but why?
Cause you see a young n!gga like me out doing it
wanna come & put ya two in it
wanna ruin it see me pursuin' it
& wanna spend what's mine
First you wouldn't give me the time
now you gotta get in line
Think that Mase gon' trick a dime
you out ya fukkin mind
See I'm bout it bout it now is you with it with it?
B!tch I don't care how you get ya dough you get it get it
Now you can't claim to be a **** & then go be committed
Just like you hit it hit it man another n!gga don' hit it
Aaliyah - Loose Rap
So many times I hear ya trying to knock my crew
Well, we’ve got something for all the fools
It ain’t just rhythm and blues
If you just quit trying to compete (Yeah)
No telling what you could be
Might even be doper than me, I Doubt It
T Boz - Dear Lie by TLC
Dear lie
You suck
You said you could fix anything
Instead I'm fukked
You made things even worse for me
If I had balls I'd tell you get away from me
Guess I'm not smart
I let you unnerve me
I let you control me
Afraid the truth would hurt me
When it's you that hurts me more
Well, since we doin FAVORITE verses, I gotta go with my boy Tupac Shakur. The problem is, he has so many hot verses it was hard to choose JUST one. But somehow I did it.
Dear Mama (probably my favorite song EVER because I can relate to it so much)
Now ain't nobody tell us it was fair
No love for my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
He passed away and I didn't cry
Cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless
But all along, I was lookin for father, he was gone
I hung around with the thugs
And even though they sold ****
They showed a young brother love
I moved out and started really hanging
I needed money on my own so I started slangin
I ain't guilty cause even though I sell rocks
It feels good puttin money in your mailbox
I love payin rent when the rents due
I hope you got the diamond neckless that I sent to ya
Cause when I was low, you were there for me
You never left me alone cause you cared for me
And I can see you comin home after work late
You in the kitchen tryin to fix us a hot plate
Just workin with the scraps you was given
And mama made miracles everything Thanksgiving
But now the road got rough, your alone
Tryin to raise two bad kids on your own
And there's no way, I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
I got more favorite verses that I might post later, but that is the one that always sticks out in my mind the most.
wow poody. i remember that mase verse everybody aint up on that one. and that big L freestyle from riley classic"ask beavis i get nuthing **** head.
Be back wit sum classics
damn how did i miss this thread??? i've always got somebody's song in my head
JAY-Z: Song Cry
A face of stone, was shocked on the other end of the phone
Word back home is that you had a special friend
So what was oh so special then?
You have given away without gettin at me
That's your fault, how many times you forgiven me?
How was I to know that you was plain sick of me?
I know the way a n---- livin was whack
But you don't get a n---- back like that!
Sh-t I'm a man with pride, you don't do sh-t like that
You don't just pick up and leave and leave me sick like that
You don't throw away what we had, just like that
I was just f---in them girls, I was gon' get right back
They say you can't turn a bad girl good
But once a good girl's goin bad, she's gone forever..
And more forever
Sh-t I gotta live with the fact I did you wrong forever
LIL FLIP - Game Over Remix
You ain't know I got Houston tatted on my back boy?
LIL FLIP ft. PASTOR TROY - We Ain't Playin
I'm bout to buss me a head, I'm bout to hurt me a hoe
I'm bout to sip on this remy n---- and puff on the dro
you already KNOW this is PT
and there ain't nare n---- out there can f--- wit me
I roll wit little flip, lettin them hollows rip
across yo chestplate, i can't f---in wait
until yall n----s cross my path, you do the math
desert eagles in my clip, tell them n----s, little flip
JADAKISS - We Gon Make It
Lucky cuz I got guns that crack your back
but that's not what I prefer I manufacture crack
and, n----s turn b*tch when you show 'em the steel
but we know how to bid so y'all go 'head and squeal
I'm comfortable far from home
Eatin right, gettin good rest either on the far or the foam
I'm the reason n----s got deals the past few years
Sound anything like Kiss then sign right here
and, y'all just talkin, I'm doin it well
Jadakiss muthaf---a I'ma see you in hell
and to mello it out a lil bit: LENNY WILLIAMS
Girl You Know I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Love You ... No Matta What You Do!!!
sorry bout that last one... it is almost 2 in the damn mornin... :|
Dre feat. Eminem - Forgot about Dre
Y'all know me, still the same O.G., but I been low key
Hated on by most these **** wit no cheese, no deals and no G's
No wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles, and no ski's
Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries
Got a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracks
to add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
Did y'all think I'ma let my dough freeze? Hoe please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees?
Who you think brought you the oldies?
Eazy-E's, Ice Cube's, and D.O.C's the Snoop D-O-double-G's
and the group that said mother-"Fukk Tha Police"
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
to bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your album sales wasn't doin too good
who's the Doctor they told you to go see? Y'all better listen up closely
All you **** that said that I turned pop, or The Firm flopped
Y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been gettin no sleep
so FUKK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!
Y'all are gonna keep fukkin around wit me
and turn me back to the old me
Dre & Eminem - Guilty Conscience
meet Grady. a 29 year old construction worker.
after coming home from a hard day of work ,
he walks in the door of his trailor park home ,
to find his wife in bed with another man.
-"WHAT THE FUKK!!??"-
-"Grady!!"-
D- alright, calm down start breathin'!
E- fukk that sh!t you just caught your b!tch cheatin'!
while you at work, she's with some dude tryin' to get off!!??
fukk slittin' her throat , CUT THIS B!TCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
D- wait! what if there's an explanation for this sh!t?
E- what? she tripped, fell, landed on his d!ck!?
D- alright shady! maybe he's right.
grady but think about the baby before you get all crazy.
E- okay! thought about it, still wanna **** her?
grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kid-nap her!?
that's what i did, be smart don't be a ****.
you gonna take advice from someone who slapped Dee Barnes!!?
D- what you say?
E- what's wrong? didn't think i would remember?
D- i'm gonna **** you mothafukka!
E- ahh ahh! temper temper! mr.dre? mr. N.W.A.?
mr. AK comin' straight out of Compton , ya'll better make way!
how the fukk ain't i gonna tell this man to be ****!?
D- cuz he don't need to go the same route that i went.
been there, done that.. aw, fukk it...what am i sayin? shoot em both Grady! where's your gun at?
:lol: @at the fact that i created the thread but am slacking in posting responses lol....
I forgot to mention this system me and my boy have for rating punchlines. Pretty simple... you establish a benchmark (tightest punchline of choice) and u give it a ten. Everything else is based of that rhyme unless you find something better. Like one of my favorite punch lines was by Talib Kweli...
"We toast death and pain while drinking champagne
like slaves on a ship talkin about who got the flyest chain..."
-Africa Dream (i think i forgot)
or another one by him
"She went from n.igga, to negro, to colored, to black,
to afro, then african-american and right back,
you'd figgure she'd be bitter in her twilight... etc etc..."
might not be the most clever but it definitely gets the point across...
:"We toast death and pain while drinking champagne
like slaves on a ship talkin about who got the flyest chain..."
-Africa Dream (i think i forgot)
"She went from n.igga, to negro, to colored, to black,
to afro, then african-american and right back,
you'd figgure she'd be bitter in her twilight... etc etc..."
Pastor Troy on his song called "If They **** Me"
This is a song for, them n*ggaz talking bout killing me
Something to listen to, before I go on my killing spree
Yall n*ggaz ain't sh*t to me
A bunch of followers
And when I catch yo ****, Im'a swallow ya
B*tch Im'a bury ya, the more the merrier
I pray ya, out wit ya n*ggaz they can carry ya
Pitbull terrier, fighting a Picineese
You wanna crank up the war, b*tch come f*ck wit me
I got some real G's, and then some G's stacked
I do them n*ggaz, a lay low off in cacalack
Of in the Cadillac, 2002 edition
It's Pastor Troy f*ck boy, and, your benediction
It ain't no contradiction
You walking thin ice
You put your money down monthly n*gga now roll the dice
Claiming gon take my life
I got a trick for ya
I got a .45 hard as a d*ck for ya
Ya **** me
NOW POODY U KNOW THIS VERSE IS TOO HARD
