I was chillin...on the Beltway Saturday...on my way to a pool party...groovin to my music. So I see up ahead alot of brake lights. I'm thinking oh it must be the cops.... I go past and see a SOFA....chillin in the third lane.
... I go past and see a SOFA....chillin in the third lane.
****... sofa chillin... :lol:
I remember one time I was drivin home at night on the highway, and I saw some of the car slowing down all of the sudden, and started to swurve out the way of something. So I slow down and all of a sudden I see a **** DEER in the middle of the f*cking road!!! So I move out of the way just like everybody else, and I think I ran over the deer head... :x
Oh well, It should,'t have been there in the first place.
I was chillin...on the Beltway Saturday...on my way to a pool party...groovin to my music. So I see up ahead alot of brake lights. I'm thinking oh it must be the cops.... I go past and see a SOFA....chillin in the third lane.
**** Lawwwd....
i remember like 3 yearz ago...i was droppin' my friends off from school on tha other side of town where they lived (i lived near tha school)...& this was tha first time i had dropped them off at their house...so for like tha next 3 hours...i was lost....mind u, our home was probably like TWENTY MINUTES from where they lived, but i managed to get lost...
it was just one street in particular...Raleigh's MLK Blvd...i kept goin' up and down and UP and down that street all day/evening long :?....& i also kept passin' this creepy @$$ lookin' cemetary that was in tha cut...& that REALLY ain't what u tryna c when u lost :?
One day I was leaving to go to school, and I was driving down the street where my house is, and a mother deer and three of her fawns walked right in front of my car. It was unusual because you usually don't see a family of deer walking in my neighborhood.
Sometimes I hate driving while at home; somtimes I can't understand why there are so many trees everywhere with no street lights ('dem pure country roads). In one night I saw 3 possums and **** them all.
Sometimes I hate driving while at home; somtimes I can't understand why there are so many trees everywhere with no street lights ('dem pure country roads). In one night I saw 3 possums and **** them all.
Man... If another farm impliment pulls out in front of me... :?
One time, during senior year, I was driving to school and like Chad we also got tight curvy country roads. I was late as hell so I'm flying down the road when all of a sudden a big **** Wild Turkey comes flying in front of da car. Yall I'm **** **** serious, a WILD TURKEY!!!! Dat b!tch can't fly but so high so he was like at the height of my windshield. It was swaying back and forth in front of da car. It scared the hell outta me man!!! I kept honking da horn and yelling MOVE DAMMIT!!! Then it decides to stop flying and just sit in da road. :roll: So I just went around it.
My sophomore year I was walking to the bus stop and a family of deers darted right across me. You talkin bout somebody running like hell. I felt like Marion Jones.
Man one time me an my boys was at boy Joey house out in the real suburbs of MD. Joey this lil white dude who act black as hell. So we were bored and it was night time so we decided to drive around wit 2 cartons on eggs n throw em at shyt. So we was on this lil **** road drivin wit the lights off throwin eggs and this car was drivin past us and we hit it wit some eggs. Next thing we know dude pulled a U-turn on that lil **** winding road and chased us. We were goin like 80 around curves n shyt. So we hit this tight **** curve next thing we know she hear SCREECH.....BAM!!! we look back Dude done ran into a fukkin tree. We were laughin like hell
