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Funniest pickup lines Posted on 05-19-2005
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Whats the funniest ****you ever said or heard somebody say when they was tryin to holla. Mine: "Lemme Knock The Stuffin Out That Egg McMuffin"
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AtlChynaDawl replied on 05-19-2005 11:47AM [Reply]
Old Homeless Man With A Baby Bottle: Ehhhhhhhhhh biscuit, ooo wee..come here biscuuuuuuuuit :???: Da hell???
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P o e t i q R e i g n from Greensboro, NC replied on 05-19-2005 12:03PM [Reply]

not funny...just disturbing...shouted 2 this girl i know by some dude she was passing by on the street (ACtually, "THE STRIP" @ A&T, 4 all the aggies)...WHILE she was on the phone with her BOYFRIEND "girl u look so good, i just wanna **** all inside u" . . . :???:
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La replied on 05-19-2005 12:12PM [Reply]
P o e t i q R e i g n wrote:
not funny...just disturbing...shouted 2 this girl i know by some dude she was passing by on the street (ACtually, "THE STRIP" @ A&T, 4 all the aggies)...WHILE she was on the phone with her BOYFRIEND "girl u look so good, i just wanna **** all inside u" . . . :???:
Talk about not having no shame...
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replied on 05-19-2005 01:41PM [Reply]
Lol. I made one up when I was freestyling one night: "Girl you look so good, you gotta write your name in fine print" And nah. I don't use it. Lol :lol:
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Poody from Sandy Springs, GA replied on 05-19-2005 01:57PM [Reply]
well when I was at Paine somebody told my friend he would **** all inside her too. i don't know why some boys think thats a good line. The funniest pickup line I heard though was 1st semester last yr. Some guy came up to me and started making spitting noises and saying NBA Live 2004, Madden NFL 2004, Grand Theft Auto, etc....... I was like wtf, what r u talking about? He was like he was trying to spit game at me.
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replied on 05-19-2005 02:24PM [Reply]
Poody wrote:
well when I was at Paine somebody told my friend he would **** all inside her too. i don't know why some boys think thats a good line. The funniest pickup line I heard though was 1st semester last yr. Some guy came up to me and started making spitting noises and saying NBA Live 2004, Madden NFL 2004, Grand Theft Auto, etc....... I was like wtf, what r u talking about? He was like he was trying to spit game at me.
I knew I'd seen that b4.
Poody wrote:
Oh man I forgot this one time during the beginning of da school year this boy had came up to me..... Dude: *spit* Madden 2k5 *spit* Mario Kart *spit* NBA Live *spit* Mortal Kombat* Me: (laughing) uhhh what da hell are you talking bout? Dude: I'm trying to spit game at you shawty Me: (laughing hysterically) oh hell nah!!!
**** :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Enigma2k8 replied on 05-19-2005 03:13PM [Reply]
Sed_Ated wrote:
Poody wrote:
well when I was at Paine somebody told my friend he would **** all inside her too. i don't know why some boys think thats a good line. The funniest pickup line I heard though was 1st semester last yr. Some guy came up to me and started making spitting noises and saying NBA Live 2004, Madden NFL 2004, Grand Theft Auto, etc....... I was like wtf, what r u talking about? He was like he was trying to spit game at me.
I knew I'd seen that b4.
Poody wrote:
Oh man I forgot this one time during the beginning of da school year this boy had came up to me..... Dude: *spit* Madden 2k5 *spit* Mario Kart *spit* NBA Live *spit* Mortal Kombat* Me: (laughing) uhhh what da hell are you talking bout? Dude: I'm trying to spit game at you shawty Me: (laughing hysterically) oh hell nah!!!
**** :lol: :lol: :lol:
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CHiladelphia replied on 05-19-2005 03:31PM [Reply]
Da_Rodfather wrote:
Whats the funniest ****you ever said or heard somebody say when they was tryin to holla. Mine: "Lemme Knock The Stuffin Out That Egg McMuffin"
wtf :lol:
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replied on 05-19-2005 09:52PM [Reply]
Someone tried to get at me by saying. "girl yo **** so big you turned the corner and it was still smiling at me."
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