Oh know everybody should feel this one, you know you are at a black college when your college football stadium is the same size as your high school football stadium....
When there is a crack house across the street from the administration office.
Hmmmm! do you attend NC Central? Hell I went down there for a game and swore to myself that I was in the wrong daymn place.
- when at any given time a food fight will start in the caf (aggies that know anything about the old caf know the deal)
- when the housing director sits and tells you all about how her sister sent her an **** **** outfit and she has to find a box to send it back all before she gives you your dorm assigmnent
- when you see kappas and omegas that have been on campus long before you and are still there long after you leave (actually sitting on the yard everyday, walking to classes, an have a meal plan)
- when the only time you go to the student union is to find out when greek week is
- you skip classes because the strip is packed that day! (yo! u going to class? Nah it's hot and look at all these people)
- you go to class late because you wanted to hang out a few minutes more
- you leave class early because too many people are outside and you can see it from the window.
- you leave class and sit in the lobby for five minutes and then go back to class like you went to the bathroom or something
- you see people bring out camcorders, walk their dogs, bring their newborns, and pose for pictures on the strip like they are at the beach bike week'
- NFL players, NBA players, and rappers come just to hang out on campus or ride through about four or five times
When you rep dorm like they greeks (Ya kno ya own call, hand signal, hand shake and step) Aggies know bout "WHO YOU WIT? SCOTT B HO!!!!!!" and "A Phi Suites" and " MORROW BYTCHES!!!!"
When you got a different handshake for everybody u kno
When u sit in the Caf and have a ringtone battle. Then some nigg walk up and play the theme from good times and its over
When you rep dorm like they greeks (Ya kno ya own call, hand signal, hand shake and step) Aggies know bout "WHO YOU WIT? SCOTT B HO!!!!!!" and "A Phi Suites" and " MORROW BYTCHES!!!!"
When you got a different handshake for everybody u kno
When u sit in the Caf and have a ringtone battle. Then some nigg walk up and play the theme from good times and its over
You know that you go to a black school when
-Campus Police went to school with ya Grandparents
-when you go to a party advertised as $10, and is all of a sudden $20. (Southern University Best of Both Worlds Kappa & Q party at the Belmont)
-The lunch people be ready to fight anybody and everbody
-old **** biology teacher yelling out the window like she in the hood. S.U. students ya'll know Mrs. Wilson, she cool but she know how to get down with the rest of them)
-Now this may be for everybody, it's 50 degrees outside, and female be going to the club in a tube top, w/ coochie cuttas on, and opened toed shoes, folding they arms w/ some state troopers glasses on talking bout its chilly. Man take yo ****, and put on some dam clothes.
You know you in a black college when no one pays attention to tha actual football game (you see em' walkin' around, buying food and stuff) UNTIL HALFTIME ROLLS AROUND lolol That's when everybody come back to they seats....At other colleges it's tha other way around