i saw this on a site i was reading...so i made up my own
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your man
Worse: You're with his brother.
can yall think of any others?
Good: you get a full tuition scholarship
Bad: it only covers tuition the other fees you got to pay for
Worse: Parents have no college fund and refuse to cosign on loans
Pathetic: you spend your summer on the internet applying for scholarships
Good: You meet the girl of your dreams.
Bad: A big dude liked her too and wants to fight over her.
Worse: You get beat up by him, and he takes your girl.
Good: You finally make it to 3rd base!
Bad: Her parents return early from their weekend trip.
Worse: Her father didn't get past 3rd base on his trip!
Even Worser: Neither will you.
Bad: ...to tell you that he's leaving you...
Worse:...for your mama...
Bad: Her parents return early from their weekend trip. 
Worse: Her father didn't get past 3rd base on his trip! 
Even Worser: Neither will you. 
Did you read my diary or somethin?
I learned that dramamine is your friend, after that cruise! 
BAD: Your favorite entrée is no longer available. 
