10 things I learned from Thanksgiving '05
1. Chitlin's stank.
2. Never eat just anybody's potato salad (I learned that the hard way).
3. A 45-year-old man wearing a velour FUBU sweatsuit is just plain muthaphuckin' S_D.
4. That man's high-top fade...even more S_D.
5. If you know that your **** can't cook, use some common phuckin' sense and just bring the cups, ice, paper plates, Pepsi, beer, etc.
6. Yes, that was my school's band in the commercial...SO DA **** WHAT???!!!
7. To all my "up nawf" relatives; don't ask me to do the "Laffy Taffy Dance".
8. If your macaroni is dry and white as hell, NOBODY is gonna eat it.
9. The people who take 7-8 plates with them are usually the ones who didn't bring shyt.
10. Going to Wal-Mart at 5 in the gotdamn morning and waiting in a line that goes around the block in 30 degree weather just so you can fight over a .99 cent DVD player is pointless and stupid as hell. (A Xbox 360 on the other hand...wish me luck :-D )
to correct a misstated quote on here that bugs the hell out of me everytime i read it on here
"Yey, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest muthaphuka in the valley."
Stank u and goodnight
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small Central American country under a dictatorship that hates the US.
Bill Clinton is first to be placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "****!" The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and
escapes in the confusion. Bill is free.
Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slips over the wall. All's well for Al.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is thinking to himself, "Wait...I see the pattern here, just
scream out any disaster, then hop over the wall. Bill used the **** and Al used the tornado. I think I have something better."
As the firing squad is re-assembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grins and yells...
..."FIRE!!!"
*Exits
