Let's Make A Story v2.0

The last story(http://forums.hbcuconnect.com/tha-yard/4263-fukk-sentence-lets-make-story.html) lasted 54 pages, let's start another. The only rule is to add only 3 words to the story. I'll begin... In the back

that leaked through

the cracks and

and fell on

ol' lady's wig

the size of

a silver dollar

with a strap

attached to her

huge giant mole