What are some the tightest verses or punchlines you've ever heard?
Post the song name and the verse ex:
Kelis - Millionaire ft. Andre 3000
Andre 3000:
Where there is cheese there are rats,
Where ever there are rats there are cats,
Where ever there are cats there are dogs.
If you got the dogs you got ****.
**** Always out to put their paws on your riches.
If you got riches,you got glitches.
If you got glitches in your life computer turn it off and then reboot it,
Now you back on.
Can't just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it that will spoil it, go'on and drink it and enjoy it.
Mama i'm a Millionaire.
Andre is one the sickest MC's ever. What are some other lyrics
Pastor Troy on his song called "If They **** Me"
This is a song for, them n*ggaz talking bout killing me
Something to listen to, before I go on my killing spree
Yall n*ggaz ain't sh*t to me
A bunch of followers
And when I catch yo ****, Im'a swallow ya
B*tch Im'a bury ya, the more the merrier
I pray ya, out wit ya n*ggaz they can carry ya
Pitbull terrier, fighting a Picineese
You wanna crank up the war, b*tch come f*ck wit me
I got some real G's, and then some G's stacked
I do them n*ggaz, a lay low off in cacalack
Of in the Cadillac, 2002 edition
It's Pastor Troy f*ck boy, and, your benediction
It ain't no contradiction
You walking thin ice
You put your money down monthly n*gga now roll the dice
Claiming gon take my life
I got a trick for ya
I got a .45 hard as a d*ck for ya
Ya **** me
NOW POODY U KNOW THIS VERSE IS TOO HARD
Luther Vandross - Always and Forever
Everyday love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away with a smile
Take time to tell me you really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
Pastor Troy - Champion
Better tape clothes to your nose cause I know I'm the sh!t
Pastor Troy - Above da Law
I gets the cussin the fukk cuz i gives a fukk
(i'm sorry but when i heard that line i was like Troy done went crazy, what is he talkin bout)
Kanye West- verse on excuse me miss (again) remix
... But I got a plan B that's planned out, for when things don't pan out
Hov' tellin ya mind brother, I'ma play shy brother
So you take the Destiny Child girl in the Coupe?
Then I'ma try bag the ones that got kicked out the group
I figured that'll be simple, I'll just help 'em with their demo
Help 'em to the limo, play the upboard instrumentals
And she - grabbed my tattoo, peeped my credentials
And she - grabbed my pants, felt the potential
And I - rubbed 'bout every essential
That have fun breakin her fundamentals
Excuse me miss, the artist of the new millenium
Has finally stopped drivin that blue Millenium
And got a good of trenny and filled it with plenty of Henney
and Remi and weed, 'til she higher than Hilliam
Lauryn Hill- I gotta find peace of mind
...just tell me what to say
i cant find the words to say
please dont be mad with me
i have no identity
all that i 've known is gone
all i was building on
i wanna walk with you, how do i talk to you
As of 6/04:
Usher-"Do It To Me": I'm watching you work tha stick in tha ride/ and the motions how you groove from third to five/can imagine what it's gon' be once we get inside/and you put that ooowee on me and you work me tha same way/boo I can't wait!...I'm tired of thinkin about it speakin about it/baby it's time to BE about it/turn off the lights/take off ya clothes/jump in tha bed and let it flow!"
Luda (from "Yeah!") "Watch out!/My outfit's ridiculouuus/in tha club lookin so conspicuuuous/and WOW/these women all on tha prowl/if ya hold her head steady I'ma milk the cow/and forget about game I'ma spit that truth!/I won't stop till I get em in dey birthday suuuuit!/so gimme tha rhythm so u can be off wit ya clothes/then bend ova to tha front/and touch ya toes/ I...left tha jag then I took the Rolls if they aint cuttin then I put em on foot patrooooool!"
"All the Things," Joe
Tell me what kind of man
Would treat his woman so cold?
Treats you like you're nothin'...
When you're worth more than gold.
Girl, to me, you're like a diamond...
I love the way you shine.
A hundred million dollar treasure,
I'd give the world to make you mine.
La la la la la...
I put a string of pearls right in your hand,
Make love on the beach of jet black sand.
Outside in the rain...we can do it all night.
I'll touch all the places he will not
And some he never knew would get you hot,
Nothin' is forbidden...when we touch.
(Chorus)
Baby, I wanna do
All the things your man won't doooo...
I'll do them for you.
Baby, I wanna do
All the things yours man won't doooooo...
I'll do them for you.
I'll take you out on a night cruise
On a yacht, just can't lose
'Cause we got a lot to look forward to -
One, two, whatcha gonna do?
What good is a diamond nobody can see?
I hear he got you on lockdown,
But I got the master keey, yeeah...
I'll light a thousand candles all around,
Show me to the subway, I'll go down.
Nothin' can be sweeter...than tha sound of makin' love.
Baby, when I start, I just can't stop,
I'll love you from the bottom to the top.
Nothin' is forbidden...when we touuuch.
(Chorus)
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lol i started off typin' tha first verse...then got tha song playin' in my head, & well...as u can c, couldn't jus' put tha 1st up there....DAYUM, thas my song, ya'll...all time fav. song by Joe, matter of fact...
*walks back in*
2nd verse of Toni's "You're Makin' Me High"
Can't get my mind off you,
I think I might be obsessed,
The very thought of you
Makes me wanna get undressed.
I wanna be with you,
Despite of what my heart says,
I guess I want you so bad.
^^think a lot of femalez feel this way about certain dudez in their livez...or have @ some point...Toni's "7 Whole Dayz" (<--this is my SONNNG ya'll!!)
Darlin', darlin'...
You know if you cared anything about love,
Ya woulda been front & center...
Ooo, lovin' me...& touchin' me...
Honey, honey...
You know if you knew anything about me,
Ya woulda been much more tender...
Ooo, squeezin' me...caressin' me...
Ya coulda had about anything ya wanted,
But cha messed up...ooo, ya had ta be tough.
Ya told ya friends u had me wrapped around ya finger,
You were talkin' kinda COCKY like ya had it goin' on.
All tha time, u knew that things were kinda shaky,
Knew that you were WRONG - **** WRONG TO BE
MISTREATIN' ME - HOW CAN WE GO ONNN?!?
(Chorus)
7 whole days & not a word from you (not a single word from youuu)
7 whole nights-ah!...& i'm just about through (what's a girl to do?)
I can't take, it won't take it, can't take it no more,
I've had about enough of you...I'd rather be on my own - yes!
On my own...
Suga', suga'...
You know if ya cared anything about SWEET,
Ya woulda kept talkin' to me...
Ohh, everyday...seven days a week.
BABY BABE...
Ya shoulda been given me a little more time,
But you were just much too busy...
Aww abusin' me...& usin' me...
I woulda done about anything you wanted -
I was there for you...I was crazy 'bout you.
When I was sittin' thinkin' I was kinda special,
You were runnin' 'round givin' every other girl time.
How could ya love me when you knew you played me funny?
Y'knew that you were WRONG - **** WRONG TO BE
MISTREATIN' ME...HOW CAN WE GO ONNNNNNNNNNN!?!??
(chorus)
lolol DAYUM thas my song...as u can c, got caught up in tha lyricz once again :?...but naw, ya'll gotta hear HER singin' - she KILLZ IT!
*walks back out* WHERE'Z MAH TONI?!?
1st verse
it's been three weeks since you been lookin 4 ya friend
the one you let hit it then neva called you again
member when he told you he was bout the benjamins?
you act like you ain't hear then gave him a little trim
to begin
how you think you really gon pretend
like you wasn't down then you called him again
plus when
you give it up so easy you ain't even foolin him
if you did it then, then you'll probly f*ck again
talkin out cha neck sayin your a christian
a muslim sleepin with a gen
now that was the sin that did jezebel in
who you gon tell when the repercussions spin?
showin of ya **** cuz you thinkin it's a trend
girlfriend
let me break it down for you again
you know i only say it cause i'm truly genuine
don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
baby girl, respect is just a minimum
**** f*cked up and you still defending him
now, lauryn is only human
don't think i haven't been through the same predicament
let it sit inside your head like a million women in philly, penn
it's silly when girls sell their souls because its in
thinking where you be in
hairweaves like europeans fake nails done by koreans
come again
2nd verse
the second verse is dedicated to the men
more concerned with his rims and his tims than his women
him and his men
come in the club like hooligans
don't care who they offend poppin yang (like you got yin)
let's not pretend
the wanna pack pistol by the waist men
cristal by the case men
still in yo mothers basement
the pretty face men
claiming that they did a bid men
need to take of yo three or four kids
they facin a court case when the child support late
money takin, heart breakin, now you wonder why women hate men
the sneaky silent men
punk domestic **** men
quick to shoot the ****
stop acting like boys and be me
how you gon win when you ain't right within
how you gon win when you ain't right within
how you gon win when you ain't right within
unh uh
come again
lauryn hill
doo wop (that thing)
that ****is till soooooooo relevant to day
^^^ dat was that real sh!t 8)
Aretha Franklin - Rose is still a Rose
Now believe me when I tell you that I've been hurt myself
When he tells you that he loves you and sees nobody else
And now you're so tough tryin' to wear tight clothes and things
Tossin' and flossin', tryin' to fill the void heartbreak brings
Oh.oh.yeah When she faces the mirror, yeah
She's cryin', you can't hear her
Now the rose is still a rose
She wears a flower, tryin' to forget about you
Cause a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you're still a flower
He can't lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Baby, girl, you hold the power
Sweet Sixteen - Destiny's Child
You couldn't tell her jack or nothing
Sixteen, thought she knew it all
She was searching for the love she missed yeah
And so she ran away
Slow down
You're moving way too fast
Sixteen
There's so much to life ahead
Sweet sixteen
Do you know where you're running to
She fell in love with a man who was so fine (so fine)
He made her promises yeah
She didn't stop to think if he was serious
No, no, no
Until she had his baby
Sweet sixteen
So Good - DC
Hey how ya doin yeah Im doin mighty fine
Last time I seen ya it's been a long time
Stop smilin at me get that look off your face
Please don't even front stop being so fake
I know you do not like me yeah you made that really clear
You're always talkin bout me from what I hear
Always put me down when you thought that you could
I want you to know that im doin so good.
Wasn't it you that said
I thought I was all that and you
said I didn't have a clue
Wasn't it you that said
that I wouldn't make it through
Wasn't it you that said
that I didn't look too good
that I wouldn't do too good
I'd never make it out the hood
I want you to know that im doin so good
This is for them haters that said we wouldn't make it
Now we're doin platinum and now you can't take it
To all the people round us that have been negative
Look at us now, see how we live
I stay down wit my people all the ones who keep it real
Didn't get caught up and how'd it make you feel
All the things im doin that you thought I never could
I want you to know that im doin so good
TUPAC!!! BLAS-PHE-MY (Makaveli 7 day theory)
The Preacher want me buried why? I know he a liar/
Have u ever seen a crackhead? thats eternal fire/
Why u got these kids minds thinking that they evil/
while the preacher being freaky you say honor god's people/
should we cry when the **** die? My request/
We should cry if they cry when we buried malcolm X/
mama tell me am I wrong? Is god just another cop/
waitin to beat my **** if I don't go pop/
memories of a pastime giving up cash to the leadaz/
knowin DAM well they ain't gone feed us/
In my brain how can you explain time as we see/
as far as us to live now in these times of greed/
they say jesus is a kind man/
then he should understand times in this crime man/
(my **** nation) do what u gotta do but know u gotta change/
try to find a way to make it out the game/
I'll leave this and hope god see my heart is pure/
is heaven just another door?/
(I'll leave this here) I'll leave this and hope god see my heart as pure/
is heaven just another door?/
(And my people say)
As yal can see I'm a huge Pac fan, That's one of my favorites/
HOLLA!