Dang! It Ain't Even Like That!

WAssup EVerybody! It's been a minute, but Im back and tryna see who is THINKIN POSITIVE. So let's do this. This is how it works: Give a scenario (that looks bad) and the next person TRIES to come up with a positive outcome of why things looked the way they did. Let's keep this goin. Think hard ladies and gentlemen.... And yea, if you dont think the explanation wasn't good enough, let em know "it aint even like that" and tell us what REALLY went down. Or just tell what u think about the situation. ME FIRST!!! Let's see how we do!

PRAISE THE LORD!!! ...concerning pregnancy options. The mother finds out that it was not her daughter, but a young lady at the clinic was trying to give a fake number which ended up being her number!!! SCENERIO: A mother gives her child $100 on Friday to pay the light and gas bill, so they don't get disconnected; however, on Monday when she comes home from work and flicks her switch, she has no power...

Her child got stuck in the evening traffic and the electric company was closed when he got there on Friday. He slipped the payment under the door, but the store hours on the door stated that they were closed for the evening and will reopen on Tuesday due to a Holiday. Scenario: A woman goes to McDonalds and orders her food. She encounters an employee named LaKresha. LaKresha snatches the money out of the lady's hand, slams the drive-thru window, and doesn't say thank-you......

simply b/c of her airborne disease which she was trying not to pass onto anyone by having as little contact as possible...how thoughtful Scenario... You get home from work early and walk into your bedroom where you find your bf poking holes in his condoms and stuffing them back into their wrappers..

The condoms have expired and he's taking extra precaution before he throws them out. Scenario.... A guy is in the men's dept of a store and holds up a pair of silk boxers to his waist. A lady walks by and says "Oh yeah, those are nice!" He replies, "You think so?" She keeps on walking with no response!

She is the designer of the silk boxers and was just visiting various stores to check on the displays of her merchandise, and happened to notice a customer with her merchandise on. Scenario: A girl is walking around on campus and notices a group of girls with xyz sorority shirts on eyeing her up and down and laughing....