You can't go anywhere without somebody "Crankin dat _____". This is just a random thread for those of you who can't stop crankin and want help!
The first step is to admit your addiction. So repeat after me and then answer the following questions.
Hi forums! My name is <> and I am a Crankaholic!
When was your last Crank?
Where did you Crank Dat?
What did you Crank at that time?
Did you Crank it by yourself?
What was the newest Crank you have tried?
Can you Crank Dat...
Soulja Boy?
Superman?
Spiderman?
Batman?
Fireman?
Robocop?
Roosevelt?
Other ________?
Are you mad because he got him some Bathing Apes?
Do you check YouTube daily for new Cranks?
Here at Crankers Anonymous, we hope that you are able to control your urges to Crank! Stay strong and keep hope alive!
Hello my name is ecepeda. I just learned to crank dat and I can't stop!!!
I crank dat Superman, Spongebob, Mario, Roosevelt, Jump Rope and I got that Souljaboy on lock!!
In the morning, at lunch time, before I go to bed...I can't stop!!
When was your last Crank?
Where did you Crank Dat?
What did you Crank at that time?
Did you Crank it by yourself?
What was the newest Crank you have tried?
Can you Crank Dat...
Soulja Boy?
Superman?
Spiderman?
Batman?
Fireman?
Robocop?
Roosevelt?
Other ________?
Are you mad because he got him some Bathing Apes?
Do you check YouTube daily for new Cranks?
Here at Crankers Anonymous, we hope that you are able to control your urges to Crank! Stay strong and keep hope alive! 
