Can someone for the life of me explain why, after these broads on the paternity shows, who are 100% sure that the "dude" is the father, when they find out he is not why do they fall out on the floor screaming and crying like someone near and dear to them died??? They just showed previews for tomorrow's episode ((you guessed it, more paternity results)) and these chics are literally rolling around on the floor screaming and hollering like they're on fire and ish. Okay this is a silly. Just wanna know what yall thought of these chics and their rants. Maury is the paternity test king :arrow:
Did that Spanish chick ever find her baby's daddy. She was on there a lot.
i dunno... good question... next time don't spread your legs to the whole block and the next block over... :x wouldn't be in the predicament to begin with :roll:
Maury has THE best paternity shows! I love it when dude is not the father.
hell yeah... me and my mom be dyin... especially when them girls be talkin so much Shiiiiiiiyiiiit... :arrow:
GAWD! Don't get me started on the "I'm 10,000% sure that you're tha fatha, you the only **** I been wif! Take curr a yo kid! Take curr a yo kid!"
(dude silent)
Maury.... (insert name here).......... you're NOT the father
dumb **** broad: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE THE DADDY HE THE DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Broad:"Okay okay, I think I know who tha daddy might be!"
Maury: But you said you were 10,000% sure "dude" was the father?!"
Broad: "I know I know!*sobbing* But now I think I know who he is"
Maury: WE CAN DO A PATERNITY TEST FOR YOU! :twisted: Just tell us who the guy is and we'll test him! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Broad: Okay, Okay!
...fourty paternity episodes and 30,000 nigs later-STILL no father :roll:
those shows are funny, but I hate when tha dude say he's 100% sure he's not tha father, when in fact if you slept with the girl there's at least a 50% chance that you are!! I hate that. Whatever happened to that Spanish girl who first brought that black dude, and when he wasn't tha father she brought back three different dudes and none of them were the father?
i hate the fact that people are up there embarrassing themselves like that...WHY?? i guess they figure its worth a free paternity test and half **** vacation for their "Family".
I love Maury, I tape it EVERYDAY...I love when Maury be like>>
When it comes to 4 month old Vodka, Ja'rome you are not the father!!!
Shaewengua: What, ohh my God the test is wrong, he's the only man I ever slept with...*brain freeze* Oh wait a minute, I think I know who the father is now...but he wore protection!
LOL.....yea that show is pretty comical. I jus love watchin people make a fool out themselves....*smh*....and they be killin me how they be like "Look Jerome she look jus like u....she got ur eyes, ur nose, ur complexion..." when the baby like 2 days old and hasnt really developed a "look"....lol. :roll:
LOL.....yea that show is pretty comical. I jus love watchin people make a fool out themselves....*smh*....and they be killin me how they be like "Look Jerome she look jus like u....she got ur eyes, ur nose, ur complexion..." when the baby like 2 days old and hasnt really developed a "look"....lol. :roll:
