would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely
(MUST PICK ONE FROM EACH #~ yes, i'm aware these are not necessarily the most positive characteristics but choose the most favorable)
would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter
7...pretty and frigidor
**** **** freak
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely
would you rather your significant other.....
a lot smarter than u
2... snore while sleeping or
3... be 10llbs overweight or
or
busted feet
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
6...5 in. taller or
7...pretty and frigid or
or
dress homely
(MUST PICK ONE FROM EACH #~ yes, i'm aware these are not necessarily the most positive characteristics but choose the most favorable)
would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u: A LOT SMARTER THAN ME(as long as she doesnt rub it in my face, well be good)
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping: DROOL WHILE SLEEPING(wed be a match made in heaven)
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight: 10 lbs OVERWEIGHT(i like a little thickness here and there)
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet: BUSTED FEET(we could always cuddle with socks on)
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet: (i need someone 2 talk 2 but wont embarass me in public... get back 2 me)
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter: 8 INCHES SHORTER(i wouldnt mind having a 5'3" girl, not 2 much into taller females, as beautiful as yall may be)
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak: PRETTY AND FRIGID(if shes that significant, i can wait till marriage, but i do need 2 be able 2 look at her)
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely: DRESS HOMELY(i mean if shes pretty and frigid, dressin like a hootchie is just a big tease, and i hate big teases)
would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely
(MUST PICK ONE FROM EACH #~ yes, i'm aware these are not necessarily the most positive characteristics but choose the most favorable)
would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping...there's stuff out there today to control snoring
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight...that way I'll have something to hold onto
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet...you can hide busted feet wit sox and shoes, but you can't hide a busted grill
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet...you can eventually break someone out of being to quiet, but like they say you can take the person out of the ghetto, but you can't take ghetto out of the person...
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter...I'm 5'1, if I was wit someone eight inches shorter, I'd be dating a midget. I'd actuall say most of the guys I've gone out wit have been 5'11-6'3 range. kinda strange I guess, b/c of me being so short but that's how it is!
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely...I'll get him outta that quick and in a hurry!
(MUST PICK ONE FROM EACH #~ yes, i'm aware these are not necessarily the most positive characteristics but choose the most favorable)
I would rather them be J.Simpson dumb. Cuz she is pimpin the HELL outta America right now. If my baby can make millions playing stupid...sign him the hell up.
Snoring. I have to deal with it now, so I'm used to it.
10lbs overweight. A little more cusion don't hurt nobody.
Busted feet...he'll just always wear socks
Too quiet. Just gotta break him out of it
5 inches taller. Dealt with this before...nothing new.
Handsome and frigid. Another thing he gotta break out of.
Dress homely. Its whats on the inside that counts...but we will be taking his **** shopping later on..
(I'll bold the ones I prefer...)
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u(At least the conversation would be good...)
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping(Drooling is silent, and therefore can't wake me up...i'll just turn her **** over...)
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight (I gots ta GOTS TA have somethin to hold on to...real talk...)
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet(I'd rather she wear closed-toe shoes in public, than a solid mouthpiece everywhere she goes...)
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet(No need to embarass me in public...)
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter(Pride-saver...lol)
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak (Eye candy = better than d!ck candy...)
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely(NO HOOCHIES. EVER.)
would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
a lot smarter
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping
snore
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight
10 pounds over
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet
feet, thats what socks r 4
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quiet
quiet
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter
8 inch shorter,
7...pretty and frigid or
**** **** freak
my girl better be pretty and frigid, a late night creep **** freak
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely
homely
(MUST PICK ONE FROM EACH #~ yes, i'm aware these are not necessarily the most positive characteristics but choose the most favorable)
would you rather your significant other.....
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u i could get to any school free
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping my pillowcases cost too much
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight i don't like skinny boyz
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet that's what sox are for
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quite quiet it not in my vocabulary, and i don't know what "ghetto" is
6...5 in. taller I'm 5'11 what i look like wit a shortie
7...pretty and frigid or i'm still a virgin, so frigidity ain't gon bother me :lol:
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely that means he has more money to spend on MY clothes!
(MUST PICK ONE FROM EACH #~ yes, i'm aware these are not necessarily the most positive characteristics but choose the most favorable)
