it was Intermediate Spanish Conversation class....we were talkin' about Spanish culture or some ish...& we talked about cookin'....& this one girl asked our professor when his anniversary was...I can't remember what he said, but she then asked, "Seņor, how about for your next anniversary, you and your wife enroll in a cooking class together? That would be really romantic."
and he was like, "Cookin' class? Oh no, no...on my anniversary, I'm going to wanna be cookin' somethin' else" & had this silly @$$ grin on his face, ****
everybody was like & we were all laughin' 4 like tha next 5 mins...i kept thinkin' about it 4 tha next 10 & would jus start bustin out again, lol...he REALLY caught us off-guard w/ that...
Well, this isn't something that one of my professors said, but something that happened while I had him as a professor....
I was working at K-mart while I was in college, and my Phys Ed. instructor came through my line buying Magnum Condoms. It was so awkward. And he was just talking to me like it was nothing. I was the one who was embarassed. My face was like .
I know professors gott get theirs too, but he could have gone through another clerks line!!!!
My professor...this **** is juss throwed. He always be tellin us about his personal life and he's a funny dude. He dont never correct none of our work. He talkin bout how he was gradin our papers sunday (2 give 2 us on monday) nite while he was lookin at Shrek 2! E'ryone was lookin like...WHAT?! Umm...**** Shrek 2 juss came out in the theatres! But everyone put his black a** on blast! BOOTLEGGER!!!
we had a subsitute in hs who had real bad hearing and had to wear a hearing aid... we brought a dog whistle to school and kept blowing it... she was going crazy... then we just move our lips like we was talking and she kept turning up her hearing aid trying to hear... crazy arse white boys
OHhhhhhhhh I had some wild substitutes in high school
:arrow: Was an out the closet crack head....yes he would admit it in class. He was like I did CRACK! when someone messed up on his drug of choice...then some dudes were talking bout the efforts they were going through to get high... He was like "All ya gotta do is get yo self a plastic soda bottle...."
:arrow: Then we had this substitute called Mr. Whitehead and he said that the CIA was after him and the sprinkler's in the ceiling were really CIA camera's watching his every move. Then he said he was suing Warner Brother or somebody because the movie "The Net" was written by him
I go to VSU and this year my marketing teacher flipped out in the middle of class. Everyone knows that he is crazy but one day he sent a guy out of the classroom because he was sleeping. The guy came back in the room 5 min later because the Dean said to return to class and talk to the teacher after class was over. When the guy told the teacher what the dean said the teacher was like," FU*& this SH*$, he don't tell me what to do and plus I got a job somewhere else. Class is over and see you at exams." This was the 3rd week of school. I was dying in the floor for about 5 minutes.
& we were all laughin' 4 like tha next 5 mins...i kept thinkin' about it 4 tha next 10 & would jus start bustin out again, lol...he REALLY caught us off-guard w/ that...
