Ok......So some of you may know..I had my Trunk Party yesterday right??
So let me tell yall what the hell happend cuz my day was FULL...
Fiiirst this is going to be the Last first sunday Im out here so i was like " Let me take my black **** to church"
So church starts at 12pm........Yall kno wha time i got outta there?? 3:30pm....the damn Rev. was like " Yall gotta give yall offering...Ushers....Lock the doors"....They held us HOSTAGE..HOSTAGE for some money for the offering...
So Im ****..I walk to the door like " I have to take my son home..." I had my baby cuzzin with me...so they like " Well the Rev said yall cant leave" and i was like..." Yo seriously..I gave 5 dollaz now let me the hell out...excuse me Lord"...so they let me go
So while Im running to my car...holding my purse..trying not to let my short **** skirt fly up..holding a diaper bag..AND the baby...I get to my car and while Im putting him in his car seat I get this funny feeling....
I look up and its this 6 foot 5 black 276 pounds mentally **** guy standing right next to me ...So i kinda jump back and he walks up on me like...."GOOD MORNING..GOOD MORNING....GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING"...tryin to shake my hand and shyt...
So i was freakin out..I shut the door so he couldnt get to the baby if anything went down..he walkin up on me right...So I slapped the ****outta him with my Gucci bowling bag purse and hopped in my car and locked the doors......
Dis **** BANGING on my car windows....i put the damn keys in and SPEED off......
So i hope on the expressway..and im driving..Im SOOOO scared by now yall...then all of a sudden its a damn bump bump bump sound goin on under my car..next thing i kno my Mutha fucckin a TIRE BLOWS OFF MY CAR
I loose control of the car..then i finally get it back to pull over... And I lost it yall..I started CRYING ... I called my momma crying..and then she thought i was half way **** and she was screaming asking me was i alive and shyt...Im like " MA WHA THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM IM ALIVE DAMMIT IM ALIVE...
So my uncle has to come get me and my stranded cousin..from off the expressway...
So theeen when i finally get MY party..i was ok......
BUT
I fucckin threw my damn knee out when i was doin the Cha Mutha Cha Slide..And i had to sit down the rest of the got damn party.....
But i had fun..I saw my ex boyfriend too...I'll talk about that in my weblog...Ok...I jus needed to vent...
Awwww....woo woo woo...woo woo woo. It's gonna be aight. There's a rainbow at the end of every rainstorm. So there, at least u had a cool ending. Well, except for the knee thing...but at least u hurt it gettin down wit da get down
#1 Draft Pick wrote:
SoOoO AmAaZiinnnggg wrote:
I look up and its this 6 foot 5 black 276 pounds mentally **** guy standing right next to me ...So i kinda jump back and he walks up on me like...."GOOD MORNING..GOOD MORNING....GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING"...tryin to shake my hand and shyt...
ohh Sh*t that is funny....****..."Good Morning...good morning...Gooood morning..." Why the hell can I imagine that Sh*t damn there to a T...I need to be checked out....
HA! I can invision that whole scenario too. And i know it ain't funny...but it IS funny. And u wrong for hittin homie with the GUCCI. Those thangs are hard, can't be hitin peeps wit that. Plus, u might end up damaging your bag...and we can't have that, can we :wink: ?
And i'm mad at that preacher LOCKIN the doors. That doesn't sound too Christ like :?
So church starts at 12pm........Yall kno wha time i got outta there?? 3:30pm....the damn Rev. was like " Yall gotta give yall offering...Ushers....Lock the doors"....They held us HOSTAGE..HOSTAGE for some money for the offering...
I'm mad at that. I thought church was for anyone to come and go as they please...I wish a nicca would tell me I couldn't leave CHURCH. Man, I would've bought my ticket to hell that day, cuz we would've been brawlin up in God's house.
****, i am sorry you had such a bad day forreal. But i can't believe that the rev wouldn't let you out of church untill you paid the offering. That is craziness, u need to leave that church and never come back!!!!!! That pastor is probably takin that money to buy his wife a lexus or somethin or a 800 thousand dollar house. That mess is crazy.
But u did have fun at the party, there is positive in every situation.
