I found this on MEACfans Bulletin Board.. :roll:
>>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear An Alpha(A Phi A) Say...
>> I am not in love with my frat brother.
>> I don't switch when I walk.
>> I am tired of wearing suits.
>> Let's hang out with the Sigma's.
>> The AKA's are not our real sisters, it's the Alpha Sweethearts.
>> We really don't pledge our Alpha Sweets.
>> I am not studying this week.
>> Yo, Yo, Yo..........
>> Black is not my favorite color.
>> I hope they don't play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby at this party.
>>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear An AKA Say.
>> I'm going to the zoo to see the elephants.
>> My hair is not long enough.
>> I forgot my mirror.
>> I'm not pretty.
>> I'm too light skinned.
>> Those Delta's sure can step.
>> I am not as pretty as I thought I was.
>> My pinkie finger sure does hurt.
>> Oooo Oop.
>> I'm not going to sleep with all the Kappa's
Top 10 Things You WillNever Hear A Delta Say.
>> Skee Wee.
>> Do you have that in pink?
>> I absolutely have too much red in my closet.
>> I really love the cartoon the Pink Panther.
>> I think I am going to plant me some ivy's.
>> I'm pretty on my left..... I'm pretty on my right.
>> Let's start the party at 10:08 instead of 10:13.
>> Maybe we should step more ladylike and not like the Q's.
>> Maybe we shouldn't Oop Oop everytime we see each other.
>> I really don't have a drinking problem.
>>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear A Kappa Say.
>> These plaid pants and bow tie don't match.
>> I'm not that pretty.
>> Maybe we should hang out with the Sigma's more.
>> I wish women would stop calling me pretty.
>> I don't have a pair of khaki pants.
>> I lost my Ray Ban's.
>> I think I wear too much Crimson.
>> I gonna go to the party and I am not going to say ohhhhh, wee,
>> wee,wee.
>> I've never droped my cane at a greek show.
>>Things You Will Never Hear An Omega Say.
Man I am sick of beer.
>> I'm graduating in three years
>> I wish the women at this college would stop trying to sleep with
>> me.
>> I just have too many frat shirts.
>> Maybe we should hang out with the Kappa's more.
>> I wear too much purple.
>> I think the Bruz have too much alcohol at this party.
>> This camoflauge just doesn't match my gold boots.
>> Okay, I'll go to the party..I won't act up...I won't take off my
>> clothes, and I definitely won't go to the afterset at the frathouse.
>> I hope they don't p lay Atomic Dog at this party.
>>Things you wont hear Sigma Gamma Rho's say
>> I wish I was a Delta.
>> We sure do have a lot of pledges this spring.
>> We will win the step show this year.
>> We have the biggest sorority on campus.
>>Things you wont hear a Zeta Phi Beta say
>> I wish I was a Delta.
>> I am a vegetarian.
>> There aren't any big girls on line this semester.
>I am not going to the all-you-can-eat buffet.
>> I wear a size 2.
>> I need a small t-shirt....
>> let's not serve food at this party.
>>Things you wont hear a Phi Beta Sigma say
>> We're not country.
>> I don't wear socks and sandals.
>> We sure can step.
>> We are not all rejects of the Ques and Kappa's
**Note: I hate BS like this. This just reminds me of one thread that was posted several months ago, I think someone got it in an email it. It was defining all the greeks. I think someone probably got it in their email and decided to write one of his/her own.
Didn't I tell yall I first got this email back in 98? Back in the early to mid-90s, everyone was wearing Ray-Bans. We couldn't afford Versace and Gucci yet.
I am going to reply about the content later, but dang.. them Iotas were left out AGAIN!!!!
**smh**
Yeah, what are the Iotas about? We don't have an Iota chapter on campus. :?
We don't have any Iotas either. But I have some Iota friends who pledged at another school. I've also met several Iotas. What's weird is that I've never met an Iota that I didn't like. They have all been cool. And quiet as it's kept, they tend to be some cuties, too. They also tend to be more mature and focused more on the service aspects of Greek life. Of course, this is just my observation based on my encounters with them. I am really impressed so far.
^^^ cosign...
The Iotas I know are really chill.... it's like they are the mature ones on campus... (not saying that the other orgs aren't mature).... they like to let their activities speak for themselves....
I am going to reply about the content later, but dang.. them Iotas were left out AGAIN!!!!
**smh**
Yeah, what are the Iotas about? We don't have an Iota chapter on campus. :?
We don't have any Iotas either. But I have some Iota friends who pledged at another school. I've also met several Iotas. What's weird is that I've never met an Iota that I didn't like. They have all been cool. And quiet as it's kept, they tend to be some cuties, too. They also tend to be more mature and focused more on the service aspects of Greek life. Of course, this is just my observation based on my encounters with them. I am really impressed so far.
Yup, i have seen some cute iotas in my day. Very Laid back n chill. But they will throw down if they have to
