If you are in college or graduated from college, you are to damn old to...
walk around with 500 multicolored knockers(hairballs) in your hair talking about don't I look cute ...
have illusions of naming your child Natanquelina :x ...
Still wear those tennis shoes with platforms...
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to have 6 inch talons for nails(males and females) especially when they're unfiled and all thick nasty and curled up. They make me want to use the world "gnarly"
****@"gnarly" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lilHUgurl wrote:
to have underwear sticking out of your outfit on the way to work. Especially if they're not clean. Yesterday I saw a secretary with a dingy white g string sticking out of the back of her skirt. That's nasty.
Ya'll too damn old to be
Wearing up-do's a.k.a prom do's like its an everyday hairstyle...especially waterfalls, anything that has glitter in it, FRENCH ROLLS, FINGERWAVES...do I need to say more?
Guys...you are too old and too smart not to know that SouthPole and Fubu are out of style...
If I hear another black person...hell another person say "My Baby's Mamma/Daddy" while shaking their head to and fro. I'mma scream. The Father of My Baby sounds so much more classy and mature.
Men ya'll too GATDAMN old to be ignoring your girlfreind for a game of Madden...
Females...too old to wear anything that has letters across your ****...period...well unless its like Aggie Pride or something like that.
Ladies...you are too old for Sneaker Boots...please...let them go...
I'm starting to wonder if Personalized Liscense Plate tags are too...no...those are straight...
Fellas...let the neon lights under your car go...too old for that shyt...
You are too old to blame "The Man" for everything thats wrong in your life
You are too old to think you're really going to be a rapper.
You are too old to believe during an interview that a clean cut brother is worth the same as a brother with raggy cornrows and golds.
You are too old to even wear golds
People: We are too old to be seeking revenge on folks... karma will come in due time
Fellas: Yall are too old to be constently claiming to be "a man" yet never living up to it.
Females: Yall old enough to know that the "colorful" braid extensions need not be worn on a daily basis. :roll:
ladies:1) u r too old to be fighting a woman ova a nygga
2) too old to be wearing those different color and long **** fake finger nails
3) mos def too old to be wearing miss match socks
dudes: too old to be living at home w/ ur mother when ur like 25
too old to be to still be wearing fubu and fubu platnum tims that ****is so old
it is about that time for u to get up off the couch and get a job
-Dudes: You are TOO OLD to be braggin about gettin phone numbers at the mall, parties, or any other events. We all know that in college, a dude can get 5 numbers and end up havin 3 fake ones and only talk to the other two twice, and also, anybody can get people's numbers in college and sometimes it's not even because the girl has interest. So all the dudes who brag after clubs like "I got four numbers!" are burnt!
You are too old to blame "The Man" for everything thats wrong in your life
You are too old to think you're really going to be a rapper.
You are too old to believe during an interview that a clean cut brother is worth the same as a brother with raggy cornrows and golds.
You are too old to even wear golds
You are too frickin' old to throw tantrums and pout when you don't get your way.
You are too old to get in arguments with the professors. This ain't high school. Everybody in that room is paying that professor to teach. Just because he asked you to be quiet and cut off your cell phone don't mean you should jump fly and ruin everybody else's learning experience.
You are too old to be getting fined by the LCM's for an excessively **** room.
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have illusions of naming your child Natanquelina :x ...
Still wear those tennis shoes with platforms...
add on...
