Yea, so... shawty had the audacity to ask me to eat her ****. I was like what the blood-fyre?? What is going on in her skull?
It bugged me out because my last shawty asked me to do it too. Are people doing this more and more nowadays? Is this some new 2005 sh!t?
I'm not gonna front, when shawty come out the shower all fresh with lingerie and what not, I be wantin' to bite her **** off... but that don't mean I wantnato eat her ****.
Yo, holla at me. Have any females on this board had they salad tossed and how does it feel?
I can't imagine it feelin too good for the dude performin it.
my ex brought it up and was like "my ex did it to me before, and it was great"
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i asked her lil **** "well where is he now?" and gave her the :???: look
i dun care how clean or pretty a girls **** look, ****it could smell like blueberry muffins, but i aint doin that 2 maself ... nope!
dont people Sh*t out their ****..........i would be thinkin about that the whoe time, so i would never lick a girl ****................unless i had plastic wrap
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hmmmm nope never have never will I have my salad tossed
hmmmm nope never have never will toss a niccuhs salad
I mean thats just disgusting... do you know how many fluids and juices that is... My stomach is flipping just thinking about it
::runs to throw up::
I wonder if people were saying this type of thing about eating girls out.... they were probably saying don't you know blood and **** and stuff like that comes out of there.... If a niccuh plans on eating anything... that fool better eat the steak, potatoes, gravy, corn and buttered biscuits that took me three hours to prepare.... If he plans on eating anything else he better not never plan on kissing me... I bet his breath would stink afterwards... He'll lick the **** and i'll ask him to go brush his teeth when he get back to bed i'll be knocked out with a pillow over my face. He ain't never gonna kiss me.
As a brave man once said,
"IF YO **** WuZ A CAKE, I'D EAT IT.
HELL, IF YO **** WAS AN **** ID EAT IT!"
But personally I aint lickin no sh*t for nobody. Especially after dinner.
So, there's a chance you will do it before dinner? Just askin.
