Tryna revive this a bit...
-When all you hear during the springtime is fraternity/sorority calls
-You have an outdoor market/bazaar once a week
-When ALL YOUR FRIENDS DISAPPEAR for like 3-4 weeks...during the spring...
-When the lines to Greek events wrap around buildings and start an hour and a half to two hours before the event is supposed to start
-When everyone comes back from spring break bragging that they got drunker than the rest of the people with them...
-The strip is empty as hell the week before spring break (cold)...but the week after, everyone's out there (warm)
-You can't go bummy to class in the spring, cause you feel all out of place.
-Everyone knows the BOOTMAN and has seen him at least once
-You park in the wrong spot, you get an ****-**** brightly colored sticker on your car window (orage VIOLATION here)
-Nobody comes to class three days before and three days after spring break.
-None of your friends registered for class...they add-dropping.
-You see faculty members showing up at football games and homecoming events...
-You've had one white professor since you started school, and you ain't seen a white person between the ages of 18-25 since you got there...except for that one dude, but you forgot he's white since he says "nicca" more than you do
-If you see an ASIAN dude you almost fall over
-The football game gets mad crowded during halftime...and surprisingly sparse during the game
-You eva had to sit on the away side
-You eva had to sit on the away side...and still managed to rep HARD for your school (I mean, we was talking bout their cheerleaders, dancers, band, yellin FUGG you and everything...) cuz a whole bunch of other niccas from your school are there
-Your professor shows up later than you do...
-Your professor shows up later than you do...and announces he has to leave and class is cancelled (aw hell nah...I been sittin here for 15 minutes!)
When to be a cheerleader you HAVE to be able to shake ya ****
When the tightest cheer at your school goes:
Shake it shake it
SHAKE THEZE NUTZ!
Now ya'll know Harvard don't be saying nothing like that!!
When girls walking to class in stilletto pumps. Ya'll might've said this one already but come on ladies. I go to Morgan which has basically been a consrtuctiopn site for a year or so.
When *****s serve crackheads outside of dorm rooms. 4 REAL
When people come to calss with they pj's on.
LMAOOOO omg yall got me rollin foreal. ok, I got quite a few!
You know you go to an HBCU when...
1) Between the months of may-september all admin is on vacation
2) You gotta get a PO box...cuz mailrooms are not to be trusted
3) When the fire alarm goes off it takes 15-20 minutes for somebody to show up
4) Even though you payin 30k+ a year, you feel like you goin to devry
5) Theres a 40+ yr old **** who frequents the campus..wearin purple/lime green/or pink suits, complete with a feather hat and cane.
6) If you wanna get anything done you gotta bring yo daddy 'nem up to the school
7) Someone got shot and **** in the projects behind ur dorm
8) You see about 5+ range rovers everyday..and behind the wheel is some 19 yr old kid...(sell **** much?)
9) People be tryna hit you up for ya books cuz they too cheap to buy they own(ay, can we share yo book?)..um, no.
10) When you first get to your dorm room theres either no fire detector, mold on the ceiling, a broken light switch, or it smells like a$$ and old people.
11) The maintenence men be ridin around in their carts all up on the sidewalk, honkin..bout to run *****s down.
12) Ya dorm got flooded because the washing machine broke..(um, who about to pay 4 my rugs?) <--- that happened to me last night.
The People In The Registar's Office Come To Work On Friday But Dont Do Any Work
The Elevators Are Constantly Gettin Stuck
Friday Is A Holiday For Most Of Your Teachers
Away Football Games Mean No Class
When people come to calss with they pj's on.
