*walks up to the bar*
Man, I just celebrated my birthday yesterday and didn't get a chance to be here at the bar last night. What kind of drink would you recommend? There's so many to choose from. I'll go for any drink.
A birthday drink you say? Well, Ill get you something we all need.
*gets out a highball glass and fills it halfway with star ice (ice cubes that are in funny looking star shapes)* *Gets a shaker and puts in 1 1/2 oz Amaretto, 1/2 oz Triple ****, 1 oz. Midori melon liqueur, 1 oz. Malibu rum, 1 oz. Peachtree schnapps, 2 oz. Club soda* *Speed mixes for a short bit and then puts it all in the glass*
*Puts one cherry on top* This is a Screaming Multiple ****. Dont nut everywhere.
LOL *gives you your own bottle* keep it secret...keep it safe....
*slurring8 I love you Tres!
come on Kathy, i'm takin you home, sweetie... you're messed up... :arrow: (slips a $10 to Tres) thanks for the Bart Simpson... i'ma drink this when i get home 8) :arrow:
*slurring* I love you to Dwayne. Hey Where you taking me. I finna drink dis here!
we're going to your house, i'm droppin you off... :arrow:
LOL *gives you your own bottle* keep it secret...keep it safe....
*slurring8 I love you Tres!
come on Kathy, i'm takin you home, sweetie... you're messed up... :arrow: (slips a $10 to Tres) thanks for the Bart Simpson... i'ma drink this when i get home 8) :arrow:
*slurring* I love you to Dwayne. Hey Where you taking me. I finna drink dis here!
we're going to your house, i'm droppin you off... :arrow:
*sluring* aight. Tres I'll be back tomorrow. You know me...I'm ya best customer! Peace! LEs go Dwayneeeee!
LOL *gives you your own bottle* keep it secret...keep it safe....
*slurring8 I love you Tres!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KATHY IM BOUT TO TELL MAMA!!!!
Don't do that! PLUZZZZZZZEEEEEE! She don't know I be drinking. I'm bout to get a whopping. Dwayne Take me to yo house. If my momma call you aint seen me!
*sits for a second, wiping down the counters* *leans back whistling* This is why if I ever did do something in the field of being a Bartender, id need to work in like a strip club, cuz me just sittin here is rediculous... *goes to the back, takes off his shirt, washes the upper half of his body, and puts on another Kiss The Bartender shirt on*
*Comes back out, brand new* *sits* Alrighty then. :twisted:
Kisses the Bartender .. Hey the shirt said so dang it!! .. Can I have whatever u drink?
LOL *gives you your own bottle* keep it secret...keep it safe....
*slurring8 I love you Tres!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KATHY IM BOUT TO TELL MAMA!!!!
Don't do that! PLUZZZZZZZEEEEEE! She don't know I be drinking. I'm bout to get a whopping. Dwayne Take me to yo house. If my momma call you aint seen me!
okay, we'll go to my place... but you gotta sleep on the couch... 8) :arrow:
LOL *gives you your own bottle* keep it secret...keep it safe....
*slurring8 I love you Tres!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KATHY IM BOUT TO TELL MAMA!!!!
Don't do that! PLUZZZZZZZEEEEEE! She don't know I be drinking. I'm bout to get a whopping. Dwayne Take me to yo house. If my momma call you aint seen me!
AIIIIIGHT I'LL KEEP MY MOUTH CLOSED......
*GOES IN MY ROOM*