WAssup EVerybody! It's been a minute, but Im back and tryna see who is THINKIN POSITIVE. So let's do this. This is how it works: Give a scenario (that looks bad) and the next person TRIES to come up with a positive outcome of why things looked the way they did. Let's keep this goin. Think hard ladies and gentlemen.... And yea, if you dont think the explanation wasn't good enough, let em know "it aint even like that" and tell us what REALLY went down. Or just tell what u think about the situation. ME FIRST!!! Let's see how we do!
The man is playing the main character in a scary movie. The movie is called “Quick Feet Zombies”.Scenario:It’s the first day of class at the University of Excellence and the professor arrived 15 minutes late to class and does not look prepared to lecture.
He got stuck in traffic and arrived late for work. He felt that it wasn't necessary to do a lecture on the first day of class so he decided to just go over the syllabus.
Scenario: (you must live under a rock if you don't get this scenario LOL)
A Senator goes into a busy airport bathroom and sees a person in the next stall. He taps his foot 3 times and puts his hand under the bathroom stall...
and asks for some tp. btw, i'm from Idaho, so this was extra funny to me.
okay, a middle eastern man walks into a crowded train station, and leaves his briefcase on the ground...
He realized that he picked the wrong one up when he got off the bus.
You work at a local chain. You get to work late so the manager says you have to close up shop. You are the last one to leave. So you close up and begin your walk to your house. Its 3 in the morning and its considerably dark. You turn your ipod on and fine something that gets the juices flowing. Over the tunes, you hear somewhat of a scream. All of a sudden a dog jumps out the bushes with what looks like blood on his muzzle.
The scream comes from a lady when she notices her dog in the kitchen eating the red velvet cake that she baked for her boss's retirement reception. In her anger she kicks the dog out of the house with the red velvet cake left on his face.
Scenario:
A woman needed a relative's phone number and she decides to go through her husband's cell to get the number. As she was searching for the number, she happens to run across a text message stored in his phone. The message was from a female and said, "I enjoyed last night we need to do this more often!".....
He went bowling with his cousin and her 3 kids. They're father was in jail so he was just doing what he could for his family.
A woman comes home from work to find her leftover pasta gone. But she does find some of its remains around the kitchen sink drain.
Her husband ate the pasta for lunch. In addition, he needed the oven pan to prepare her favorite dish, which is Grilled Chicken Milano. His plan is to have a romantic candlelight dinner with his wife.
Scenario:
A college student is set to graduate in December. After several intense interviews, the student is selected for a final interview with a fortune 100 company. The interview is scheduled for 8:30AM at the University Career center, which is within 10 minutes of the college apartments. The night before the interview, the student sets the alarm for 7:00AM. However, the power goes out around 3:00AM. When the student awakes the clock is flashing and the time is wrong!
but its ok...b/c the only reason the student woke up was b/c she had been xtra cautious and had set her cell phone alarm too..luckily it went off and she made it with time to spare....
SCENARIO....
A female is walking down a dark alley with a shady lookin dude folllowin behind her for quite sum time...She tries to speed up and so does he...Finally he grabs her and yell Gimme your wallet..
She tried to dip out on paying her cab fare and the cabbie wanted his loot!Scenario:A man and woman are in a room. She's wearing a teacher's outfit and doesn't mind if others see it. She tells the man, "Put your fingers right here for me and take your time at first." He asks, "How is that?" She responds, "Ooo yeah! That's nice but go a little faster for me." "Like that?!""Yes! Now faster! Faster!!" :o
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
The lady is a piano teacher and they have been practicing a new piece. The teacher is now ready for him to add some tempo to it and she's loving it!!!
Scenerio:
A man is walking throug an alley and half way down the alley he sees a group of guys with baseball bats headed toward him. He knew he couldn't run because they already seen him, then one of the guys start yelling, "Hey..."
and tell us what 
