so itz a hot July weekend and the grillz are fired up, the Kool-Aide is on the table, & the grown folks are bout to start the music....what yall bringing, who you bringin, and what yall wearing?
& DON'T START NO ISH AT MY COOKOUT!
......*walks in wearing white tee, Nike Flip Flops and basketball shorts*.....*Takes a sip of Wug's everclear*......*says to himself damm this siht is stroong*........*walks around*...........*Looks at Rosie and is **** because she brought a whole crew of dudes with her*........*says to himself 'Im really getting a divorce now'*...........*steals a hamburger from the grill*.....*spits it out*........*says to himself 'this siht taste like a Dutch Masters'*....*leaves cookout heated*.......
o yea...who am i bringin'...
my homegurlz jackie...evanz....mel & tash....my cuz Raven...& my godsister Briana...'cuz Lawwd...w/ all of them...tha party iz def on & poppin'...
plus Alex...Jason...Jey...& Bobbie
i'd bring shawn, but we'd probably end up killin' each other
sorry so much, Tori - u know Black folkz & free food :? :arrow:
u betta clip me some coupons out the Sunday newspaper...
lol...well if i'm clippin', so is rosie - her list longer than mine!!
*points in Rosie's direction & runs*
uhhhh....ummmm :? ***grabs some burgers and tells her peeps to run***
:twisted:
AfroPoeticSista wrote:
wug wrote:
i brought my 82 other teammates...oh yeah we brought some everclear for that ****.... the offical F.I.B. drink....
da FUKK gon feed 82 meatheads lookin like ol' dude off The Green Mile?, I ain't Jesus!, yall get charged dollar admission apiece...unless of course yall take the shirts off...
*coming in hair rollers under a stocking cap, housecoat and bunny slippers, getting slab of ribs and jetting out
"thanky kindly imma come back for the watermelon,potato salad and greens now :wink: "
i just came to see who would be here...takes a plate and sits down and watches the football player's walk around shirtless..wonderin which one of the players goin to get **** and take everythin off first....
uhhhh....ummmm :? ***grabs some burgers and tells her peeps to run***
