Ladies, i know most of the time we "hate" on the strippers doin their thing. And they're looked upon as hoes. But somewhere deep inside our mind there's that little stripper dying to come out. Whether you're getting down for your man, or admiring what you're workin with, its always fun to imagine. U can blame it on Playaz Club, or G-String Divaz. lol. But we've thought about it.
Personally ever since i read Bad Gyrlz by Shannon Holmes, I've dug the name Goldie, cuz of my eyez. lol. But I'm also feelin the song 24's by Twista. So i would be Goldie 24's, and I would have some 24 inch spinners wit poles on the top of them..and i would be ridin them and swingin from pole to pole while they spinnin, wit a gold bathin suit. ****. and the rims would e lightin up. All while this song is playin in the background. "Drop it drop it to the flo, spin it like some stop and go's. " ****.
N E Wayz...since you may not be bold to get up on that pole in real life, what would your stripper name be? what would be your tricks? what would your stage show be like? etc. Lights, Camera, Action, You're On...
Name: MochaSpecial
tricks: poppin my **** while doing a split; handstands and legs open; i can tumble; i have lots of strenght in my thighs i'd probably hang upside down on the pole holding it between my legs and ease on down
songs: " I AINT AFRAID TO TOUCH MYSELF" by T-BOZ,
"ANYTIME, ANYPLACE"
"24 PLAY" by JANET
"DIP IT LOW" by Christina Milian (i think this song would be fun to do)
" T-SHIRT AND ****" (ya'll 'member dat song i got my t-shirt and my **** on)
My stripper name would be Diamond. I dont have any trick really. All I can really do is just bend over and touch my toes while making my **** bounce. I think I'll be better at giving the lap dances. But "Dip It Low" is definitely a hot song right now (to me) so that would be one song that I could just......MAKE UR MAN SAY UHHHHHHHH!!!
LOL at these replies. But I've thoight about this a couple of times, and I've come up with a few "stripper names" that I think suit my personality:
"Hot Cakes N Sausage"
"Macaroni and Cheese"
"Chicken Bizkit"
"Ham Hock"
"Peanut Brittle"
"Laffy Taffy"
well my name would be juicy cuz thats da nickname of my t/ a (thats wut my boys and my gurls call them at least)
i would dance to whats yo fantasy,get low,dip it low ,doin it.....
If I was a stripper my stage name would be Choklate Thighz cuz I'm a nice chocolate complextion and I have these wonderful thick thighz.
My song would be You Remind Me of Something by R.Kelly "You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it. Something like my sound, I wanna pump it. Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it. Something like my bank account, I wanna spend it."
I would wear something black
Now this is how my act would be I don't know how but I would want a black jeep on stage and I start dancing on the roof. Then slide down the front and start dancing on the hood and the pole.(Hope u could picture it) Then I slide down to the floor into my split.
All my tricks wou;d have to do with my split cuz I can roll into, slide into it, pop into it, twist into it, and fall into it. And I gotta handstand so I would have a few tricks I could do. (Not my fault I'm a flexible **** cheerleader) lol
well..i know this is a ladies thing, but i thought it would be interesting if you ladies knew a man stripper type thingya majiggy...
well..if you go by the whole middle name + Street name thing..my name would be
WAYNE TOWER
or i can get creative and have names like
Duncan Donutts
Powerball Slangwanger
Shaft
etc..
and id dance to some evanesence and ""in the middle of the night, ive been walkin in my sleep" and "Aint to proud to beg" and....
lol
