the other day i was in the cafe w/ some people, friendz included...& one of tha people who iz a friend of my friendz (& she'z 19 yearz old)...wuz talkin' about how she planz on teachin' her daughter how 2 give head.... . .aiight i wuz laughin about it, but she wuz DEEAD SERIOUS...
she & my friend jey looked @ me & wuz like, r u not gonna teach ya daughter how 2 give head?
i wuz like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELL NO
& maybe it seemed like i wuz tryna play her face or somethin' (can ya blame me?!) 'cuz she went on justifying herself, talkin' about there ain't any shame in her game...she might as well be the one 2 teach her daughter 'cuz the daughter is gonna have 2 do it @ some point
she wantz 2 teach her how 2 give GOOD HEAD becuz she wuz like, "if her man ain't gettin' it from her, he'll damn sure be gettin' it from someone else"
i wuz like WTF?! maybe this wuz just me...but do ya'll feel where i'm comin' from?!?!
and THEN...i told one of my female friendz later what the girl had said & asked her if SHE would ever teach HER daughter how 2 give head...she wuz like NAWWW....BUT...she'll probably teach her children how 2 roll a blunt
i wuz like . . .WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
maaan......iz THIS what being a "HIP" parent iz gonna end up meaning in about 10, 20 yearz?!?! will I be considered "OLD FASHIONED"?!?!
teach my daughter how 2 give head....teach my son how 2 roll a blunt - DAMN THAT!
OMG. This is too funny. :lol:
*To answer the question*
No I would not teach my daughter how to give head. How about going to church and learning about the Lord? If she wants to give head in the future, she can learn it on her own.
that's what i'm talkin about! Chile gonna take her lil behind to chutch and forget about stickin all kinds of wee wees and foreign objects in her mouth :? .
Teachin ya kids to roll blunts and give head ?!?! What in the Heavens is wrong with this dern generation :x ?! Parents too busy tryna be their kid's "homiez". Heck naw! Ma baby gonna know..."I ain't ya lil homie. I am your MOTHER." U wanna give head to some snotty nose boy? Yeah...go on and catch **** in the mouth and walk around with warts and crap on ya face. Now, when you're ready to please ya husband, then we can talk woman to WOMAN...not woman to CHILD.
**** @ the mom on mean girls...
Hmmm maybe when my kid gets older the weed thing might be a lil acceptable...
I mean...not that its good but i think my momz and grandmomz smoke that lethal.. :?