laidbackfella wrote:

Coca-Cola was originally green. Cool Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 I won't be getting a dog when I get older. I think we spend bout a G on ours now. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. How? No I really wanna know, somebody tell me please. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. See now dat's why da president be trying to steal all dat ****. Folks need to stop going on cruises. The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosy is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosy..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!") WHOA! Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand. Why did I go down all the numbers just to make sure? An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet. Still don't believe this. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. I'mma try dat If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously. I'mma try dat too If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often. Okay okay so i'mma be calling heads from now on. For the "wrong handed" people...Over 2500 left handed people a year are **** from using products made for right handed people! That means DEATH to Lefties. So like did they die using scissors or something? A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation. That is sooo freaking nasty

Poody wrote:

laidbackfella wrote:

Coca-Cola was originally green. Cool Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 I won't be getting a dog when I get older. I think we spend bout a G on ours now. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. How? No I really wanna know, somebody tell me please. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. See now dat's why da president be trying to steal all dat ****. Folks need to stop going on cruises. The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosy is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosy..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!") WHOA! Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand. Why did I go down all the numbers just to make sure? An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet. Still don't believe this. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. I'mma try dat If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously. I'mma try dat too If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often. Okay okay so i'mma be calling heads from now on. For the "wrong handed" people...Over 2500 left handed people a year are **** from using products made for right handed people! That means DEATH to Lefties. So like did they die using scissors or something? A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation. That is sooo freaking nasty