You know you ghetto when.....

ok this was a funny book back in the day (do yall remeber?). anyway i wanted start the You Know You Ghetto When... thread. just put some ghetto **** stuff down here. oh, and for the record, it's all in fun and games, please dont anyone get offended. ok i'll start it off... you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth.... carry on....

u bring the couch form inside and sit on the porch while talkin on the phone...when u dont have a s storm door on the front of the house....

I'm back y'all: Bring tubberware to a cookout Mayonnaise Sandwiches "U aint got 2 things dat match" (i.e. peanut butter no jelly) U use bread for a hotdog/hamburger when u aint got buns Use da iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches If yo kids runnin' round wit a head full of beads (u can't see da hair) Hotdoggs and Spagetti If yo favorite item off da icecream truck is pickled eggs U use kool aid to dye yo hair BRB wit more...

I'm back again. LOL When: U get full of da free samples from da chinese food resturants in da mall U can open ya car door wit cha finger (no lock on dat b*tch) Yo momma beat yo @ss wit an extention cord (bad memories) U kno da only way to work yo broke @ss TV besides hittin da POWER button Fried Bologna sandwiches U say "samaches" (sam-at-ches) instead of sandwiches U wear PJ's, houseshoes, and ya head ragg when u go take dat ACT/SAT U use da "eyes" on da stove to heat yo hot comb U dry yo clothes on a clothes line in yo back yard

Sheff I see you feelin' that Ohio Players album cover...they aint ready lol:grin:

man babytig and sheff yall makin me seem GHETTO...... mind you though that despite the bars on our windows WE GOT ADT... in other words we still got robbed so somethin had ta be done :-)

when you go up into Mickey D's with no cash, only coupons....