ok this was a funny book back in the day (do yall remeber?). anyway i wanted start the You Know You Ghetto When... thread. just put some ghetto **** stuff down here. oh, and for the record, it's all in fun and games, please dont anyone get offended. ok i'll start it off...
you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth....
carry on....
I'm back y'all:
Bring tubberware to a cookout
Mayonnaise Sandwiches
"U aint got 2 things dat match" (i.e. peanut butter no jelly)
U use bread for a hotdog/hamburger when u aint got buns
Use da iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches
If yo kids runnin' round wit a head full of beads (u can't see da hair)
Hotdoggs and Spagetti
If yo favorite item off da icecream truck is pickled eggs
U use kool aid to dye yo hair
BRB wit more...
I'm back again. LOL
When:
U get full of da free samples from da chinese food resturants in da mall
U can open ya car door wit cha finger (no lock on dat b*tch)
Yo momma beat yo @ss wit an extention cord (bad memories)
U kno da only way to work yo broke @ss TV besides hittin da POWER button
Fried Bologna sandwiches
U say "samaches" (sam-at-ches) instead of sandwiches
U wear PJ's, houseshoes, and ya head ragg when u go take dat ACT/SAT
U use da "eyes" on da stove to heat yo hot comb
U dry yo clothes on a clothes line in yo back yard
man babytig and sheff yall makin me seem GHETTO......
mind you though that despite the bars on our windows WE GOT ADT...
in other words we still got robbed so somethin had ta be done :-)
man babytig and sheff yall makin me seem GHETTO......
mind you though that despite the bars on our windows WE GOT ADT...
in other words we still got robbed so somethin had ta be done :-)
My badd, but it's ok, cuz I kno I'm real ghetto. NO LIE!!!! I dun did like 95% of da things I listed. LOL I aint ashamed to say, and I used to love Mayonnaise sandwiches. LOL
when you go up into Mickey D's with no cash, only coupons....
So.... I didnt have no money.... :???:
Until they gave me my change
you know you ghetto...
Ay I had to EAT. Believe I saw all these people in there I knew and covered them up tryn to look like I was payin with money like everybody else lol...
BUT WHATS GHETTO IS...
on my way out this older black dude got into a arguement with the people at mcdonalds sayin he should be gettin his meal soon as he came in cause he called it in before he got there (it was packed cause this was 49cent cheeseburger day) This lady behind him got vicious on him cussin him out and was like if I knew that I would of sat outside and order my......yea....black folks and mcdonalds on they 49cent cheeseburger day = FIGHTIN
ok i'll start it off...
you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth....
carry on....
