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Me: *staring at extended hand* Um...you know, the general idea back where i'm from is that you knock the door and wait for a response before you just erm, mosey on in...it's kind of rude to just waltz in unannounced.

Them: *smiles and takes a seat* Well where are you from? I'm from Birmingham.

Me: *sighs* well, since you're deciding to stay...i'm from New York...

Them: New York? No wonder. Well it was nice meeting you. *walks away*

Me: *smiles evilly* Oh, I think I'm going to like it down here...

*someone pours a bucket of water under your door in the middle of the night* You: What the....

Black Enterprise Declaration of Financial Empowerment 1) saving and investing 2) being an informed investor 3) proactive consumer 4) measuring personal wealth by net worth no income 5) budgeting, credit and tax management 6) teaching financial principles to children 7) strengthening community through personal wealth 8) creating African-American Enterprise 9) career development 10) passing wealth to the next generation.