Got Jokes?
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Started by C Nels
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Aug 2007
Anybody have any jokes to tell? Everybody needs to laugh every once in a while. Received any funny forwards lately? 
#31
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PRAISE THE LORD!!!
Ghetto Spelling Bee
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I **** a stranger KENYA spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.
#33
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Kinda long but y'all don't have anything better to do, anyway. LOL!
Sumb!tch
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided That he wanted to throw a Party & invited All of his buddies & neighbors. He also Invited Leroy, the only Black man in
The neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the Backyard of his mansion. Leroy was Having a good time drinking, Dancing, eating Shrimp, Oysters, BBQ & flirting With all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my Pool & I'll give a million dollars to Anyone who has the nerve to Jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth
When there was a loud splash & everyone turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ****! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the Eyes with his thumbs, throwing Punches, head butts & Choke Holds, biting the gator on the Tail & flipping the gator Through the air like Some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator
Were screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let It float to the top like a dime store Goldfish. Leroy then slowly Climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring At him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I Reckon I owe you a million dollars.'No, that's okay. I don't want
It,' said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give You something. You won the bet. How About half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks. I don't want it,'
Answered Leroy. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on
Giving you something. That was Amazing. How about a new
Porsche, a Rolex & some Stock options?' Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?' Leroy said, 'I want the name of the
Sumb!tch who pushed me in the pool!'
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